You couldn't PAY me enough to eat a Lincoln Log. I mean, they're cigar shaped and brown. Like turds with notches in the ends. I couldn't even bear to nibble on the little ones.
I also wouldn't eat any part of an erector set, just on general principles. I mean... I'm a guy.
I did snort the powder from an Etch-A-Sketch though once. Wasn't much of a trip. Sort of a straight-line dash and then I came down. That was about all there was to it. Nowhere near as trippy as the Spirograph high, and not as colorful as the Lite-Brite buzz. You get the munchies bad though, and trying to make anything in as Easy Bake Oven seems to take a friggin age.
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