Arkad,
You seem like the perfect candidate for my secret society. What secret society you ask? The only one that can guarantee you won't have to worry about the world ending in 2012. We will teach you all the 'secrets' of the universe and even give you this awesome iron on patch.
This law of attraction is just the beginning... Join us today!
*NOTE: All new members will be asked to take a drink of faith from the sacred koolaide container*
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