Knight who say Ni

[Draglow]

Summary:
Monty Python's Knights of Ni Now With Black Knight

Description:
My first posted script

Its a talking knight of ni that says quotes from the movie

its also a tough oponent

just a strange thing i was working on hope you all enjoy

i have packed the speachhelper.cs with the file as its required for it to work

thanks
Draglow

I have now added the black knight as well as a black knight blade [the blade has no mods so as to not tip balance in your shard. its up to you to add anymods to it]

***** well imagin my suprise after rideing out several hurricanes and takeing a nice break from scripting and spending some time in the real world. when i loged into runuo to check things out I saw my script in the most recent 25 list....

well i broke out C# compiler and dusted off some old scripts and here is the final post of my Python Scripts
included are the following
Ni Knight
Black Knight
French Taunter
Killer Rabbit
Tim
and last of all
the Holy Hand Granade <I take NO CREDIT for this one.... all it is is a rework of the atomic bomb script.. i have also included the baseatomicbomb in this pack to make the HHG work.... ALL credits for this go to the original scripter of the atomic bomb.. sory i do not know who did the original but if you know please post his name in here>

so enjoy this final bit of Python loonicy

Installation:
just drop all files into you custom scripts folder and then have a good laugh

[skaven_Aps]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a a a, NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks i need it

[DJ Teac]

Originally Posted by skaven_Aps

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a a a, NI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks i need it

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *runningaway*

[KillerBeeZ]

Originally Posted by DJ Teac

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *runningaway*

Brave brave sir Robin, Sir Robin ran away.

[David]

You need to add shrubbries and trees with herrings to go with this!

[Alatariel]

Originally Posted by David

You need to add shrubbries and trees with herrings to go with this!

You must cut down the mightest treeeeee in the foreeeest wiiiiith...........
A HERRING!

(Huuummm, I see a quest forming.....)

[KillerBeeZ]

Originally Posted by Alatariel

You must cut down the mightest treeeeee in the foreeeest wiiiiith...........
A HERRING!

(Huuummm, I see a quest forming.....)

player finds Knight who says Ni
Knight gives player a Herring
player uses herring on trees til he cuts one down
player returns and gives Knight the tree
knight gives player a Shrubbery

what good a shrubbery is, I know not.

[Alatariel]

Originally Posted by KillerBeeZ

what good a shrubbery is, I know not.

Actually, I'm sure gardening types would enjoy a way to get hedges.

[David]

LOL! Maybe not strictly Ultima role-play, but I love it!

[Razeial]

no dont say the word!!! (what word) the word which we cannot say! (well what is it..... ) AHHH dont say it!!!!!!

[Draglow]

Originally Posted by KillerBeeZ

player finds Knight who says Ni
Knight gives player a Herring
player uses herring on trees til he cuts one down
player returns and gives Knight the tree
knight gives player a Shrubbery

what good a shrubbery is, I know not.

HMMMMM not a bad idea hehehehhe for a quest ROTF now if i could just figure out the speed of an unladen swallow would that be 0.3 or 0.2

[David]

Would that be a European or African swallow?

[Georg_van_Seite_CZ]

"But we are no longer knights who say NI...
We are now knights who say Eki Eki Eki Tapang!" (or something like that )

[malgrimace]

Oh what harsh times these are when peopel can go around saying "ni" to old women...

[Admin Nosferatu]

Now how many times have i heard that "NI"
the holy granade is beyond hella funny.

Nice script
Didn't someone make like a monty python shard...?
Be awesome have EVERYTHING exact from monty python and the holy grail!

[Greystar]

Originally Posted by Draglow

Summary:
Monty Python's Knights of Ni

Description:
My first posted script

Its a talking knight of ni that says quotes from the movie

its also a tough oponent

just a strange thing i was working on hope you all enjoy

i have packed the speachhelper.cs with the file as its required for it to work

thanks
Draglow

Installation:
just drop Niknight and speechhelper into you custom scripts folder and then have a good laugh

Great, love it, how about one for "the black knight"

P.S.

Can’t I have a little peril?
Nope too perilous!
Bet you’re gay!
No I’m not!

[KillerBeeZ]

Tis only a flesh wound...

[Jakkin]

OOC: Excellent Script ! Great for Roleplaying !
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"Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is your favourite colour? "

(Launcelot Answers and crosses) (Robin approaches)

"Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is the capital of Assyria?"

(Robin answers all, but the third correctly and gets tossed into the gorge. )

"Stop! What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

Arthur replied: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

(The Bridgekeeper gets puzzled upon his own question, and gets tossed into the gorge. )

Bedevere questioned: How do know so much about swallows?

Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Admin Nosferatu]

Hm. Didn't Lancelot say "Blue...ooor yellow" and didnt he get tossed.

[koluch]

Just added to our shard and is a MOST fitting piece of fun in an otherwise can be DULL repetitive world.

Many thanks...now to hind the Holy Handgreneade:P

[Draglow]

just a heads up

due to the response from this post i have been spending some time making a few more python scripts.

coming soon will be black knight, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Brother Maynard to give the instructions for the grenade and Rheged the rabbit.

the thought of a full python shard sounds like a blast if some one does it let me know will be glad to lend a hand or coconut or 2

draglow

[gelfling]

Hi all,
Would be great if anybody would write this quest hehe
Sounds great.
If i could i would :-)

Greetz and thx for he NIKnigth :-)

[weaselboy246]

will someone please make a killer rabbit and a monk who chants and hit himself in the head with a plank? *laughs* and coconuts to click... *laughs* and angry frenchman... and cow catapults... and giant rabbit trojans... the fun is endless...

[KillerBeeZ]

Originally Posted by weaselboy246

will someone please make a killer rabbit and a monk who chants and hit himself in the head with a plank? *laughs* and coconuts to click... *laughs* and angry frenchman... and cow catapults... and giant rabbit trojans... the fun is endless...

sure, I'd do it, and I imagine lots of people would be willing to script something like these... but you will need to subscribe so you can post the request in the subscriber script requests as requests aren't allowed here.