blond jokes and more! - RunUO

Token · 07-02-2003, 01:28 AM

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

You should know this before you date a guy

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next

flamez · 07-02-2003, 01:48 AM

Token wut about, Lets see other people, or, I nead some time to think, or I Nead my space, wut do those mean lol

Token · 07-02-2003, 01:51 AM

Lets see other people = Lets see other people because your not good any more

I need time to think = I just cheated on you and dont want you to find out

I need my space = I have a girl coming over tonight

flamez · 07-02-2003, 01:55 AM

hrmm interesting lol

TomGreenSlipKnot · 07-02-2003, 08:37 AM

lol glancing over them they all look about right .... wow they are on to us

Sirch · 07-02-2003, 10:30 AM

hehe i dont hear lets see other people said as oftern by guys as it is by girls but ok...

Shurik · 07-02-2003, 10:50 AM

DUDE YOU JUST RUINED ALL MEN!! WE HAVE TO THINK UP NEW LINES TO MEAN NEW STUFF!! nooo....just think of every girl starts sending this url as a chain in email...labeling it something clever, so they read it...men will die out...

Token · 07-02-2003, 02:58 PM

you know what is funny though is I already did send it out as a little joke to all of my female friends they got a laugh out of it.

Dalius · 07-02-2003, 05:06 PM

Token, next time make one post for all your jokes instead of making 10 different topics, It makes useless clutter.

flamez · 07-02-2003, 05:20 PM

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! OUR EXISTENCE IS FADING AS WE TYPE!! TOKEN!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!

Token · 07-02-2003, 05:47 PM

@ Dalius next time I will I never even thought about that sorry about that

Cmonkey123 · 07-06-2003, 12:52 AM

Aren't you a blonde token?

rlitt3 · 07-06-2003, 01:10 AM

Old blonde joke but still good :

3 women are stranded on a deserted island after their ship sinks - a brunette, and readhead, and a blonde. After being stranded for over a year they see a genie lamp wash up on the shore. They get very excited and rub the lamp and a genie comes out and says he will grant them 3 wishes. Since there were 3 women he decided to be fair he would give each woman 1 wish each. The brunette steps forward and says, "I miss my husband and children dearly so I wish to go back to civilization to be with them." The genie says very well and *poof* the brunette disappears and goes back to be with her family. The readhead steps forward and says, "This place sucks and I want to go back to civalization to be with my family too". The genie says very well and *poof* the readhead disappears and goes back home. The blonde steps forward and start crying, "I am so lonely and I miss my friends (the brunette and the readhead) , I wish they were here!!"

DontdroptheSOAD · 07-06-2003, 01:15 AM

better blonde joke

Q. Whats dumber than two brunettes trying to build a house underwater?

A. Two blondes trying to burn it down.

Ikari · 09-24-2003, 08:48 AM

hehehe well if u want blond jokes then look up at www.ask.com and go for jokes then u find tons of them *GG*

okey 1 here is okey *S*

Three Blonde Hunters

Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.

The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks."

The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."

The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"

Then they get hit by a train.

**psz** · 09-24-2003, 08:51 AM

Um... The last post of this thread was from July 5th... :shock:

07-02-2003, 01:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Token Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,504	blond jokes and more! Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A .. Knock on the door. Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes? A .. A blonde at a blinking red light. Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A .. A blonde parade. Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life? A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life. A .. Third grade. Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day? A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth. You should know this before you date a guy Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass I'm a Romantic = I'm poor I need you" = My hand is tired I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now I have something to tell you = Get tested I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk I think we should just be friends = You're ugly I've learned a lot from you = Next

07-06-2003, 01:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
DontdroptheSOAD Master of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Glen Saint Mary, Florida Age: 19 Posts: 6,834	better blonde joke Q. Whats dumber than two brunettes trying to build a house underwater? A. Two blondes trying to burn it down. __________________ Robin Lovett April 21, 1948 - March 12, 2007

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07-02-2003, 01:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
flamez Forum Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 992	Token wut about, Lets see other people, or, I nead some time to think, or I Nead my space, wut do those mean lol

07-02-2003, 01:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Token Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,504	Lets see other people = Lets see other people because your not good any more I need time to think = I just cheated on you and dont want you to find out I need my space = I have a girl coming over tonight

07-02-2003, 01:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
flamez Forum Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 992	hrmm interesting lol

07-02-2003, 08:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
TomGreenSlipKnot Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 576	lol glancing over them they all look about right .... wow they are on to us

07-02-2003, 10:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sirch Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 229	hehe i dont hear lets see other people said as oftern by guys as it is by girls but ok...

07-02-2003, 10:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Shurik Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 241	DUDE YOU JUST RUINED ALL MEN!! WE HAVE TO THINK UP NEW LINES TO MEAN NEW STUFF!! nooo....just think of every girl starts sending this url as a chain in email...labeling it something clever, so they read it...men will die out...

07-02-2003, 02:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Token Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,504	you know what is funny though is I already did send it out as a little joke to all of my female friends they got a laugh out of it.

07-02-2003, 05:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dalius Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Canadia Age: 22 Posts: 1,935	Token, next time make one post for all your jokes instead of making 10 different topics, It makes useless clutter.

07-02-2003, 05:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
flamez Forum Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 992	OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! OUR EXISTENCE IS FADING AS WE TYPE!! TOKEN!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!

07-02-2003, 05:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Token Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,504	@ Dalius next time I will I never even thought about that sorry about that

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07-06-2003, 12:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cmonkey123 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,848	Aren't you a blonde token?

07-06-2003, 01:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
rlitt3 Forum Expert Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 272	Old blonde joke but still good : 3 women are stranded on a deserted island after their ship sinks - a brunette, and readhead, and a blonde. After being stranded for over a year they see a genie lamp wash up on the shore. They get very excited and rub the lamp and a genie comes out and says he will grant them 3 wishes. Since there were 3 women he decided to be fair he would give each woman 1 wish each. The brunette steps forward and says, "I miss my husband and children dearly so I wish to go back to civilization to be with them." The genie says very well and poof the brunette disappears and goes back to be with her family. The readhead steps forward and says, "This place sucks and I want to go back to civalization to be with my family too". The genie says very well and poof the readhead disappears and goes back home. The blonde steps forward and start crying, "I am so lonely and I miss my friends (the brunette and the readhead) , I wish they were here!!"

09-24-2003, 08:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ikari Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6	hehehe well if u want blond jokes then look up at www.ask.com and go for jokes then u find tons of them GG okey 1 here is okey S Three Blonde Hunters Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks. The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks." The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks." The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!" Then they get hit by a train.

09-24-2003, 08:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
psz UO Gamers: Demise Administrator Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Swamp Age: 29 Posts: 10,800	Um... The last post of this thread was from July 5th... :shock: