Bar Joke - RunUO

Token · 07-02-2003, 02:09 AM

Guess The Name

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my name is Mike. I'll give you a free beer if you can guess the name of this bar in three tries."

The man says, "Thanks...Mike's Place?"

"Nope."

"Mike's Tavern?"

"No,"

"Mike's Pub?"

"No, but here's a free beer anyway. Nobody ever get's it. The joint's name is Sally's Leggs!

"That's a good one." the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped.

The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop pulls up and ask's him what he is doing there.

He responds, "I'm just waiting for Sally's Leggs to open, so I can wet my whistle!"

flamez · 07-02-2003, 02:12 AM

lol, heard that one too but in a diff way lol

Xero · 07-02-2003, 02:14 AM

jeez...funnie?

Ante · 07-03-2003, 07:22 PM

I don't find it funny at all (

TomGreenSlipKnot · 07-03-2003, 07:24 PM

i found it funny

07-02-2003, 02:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Token Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,504	Bar Joke Guess The Name A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my name is Mike. I'll give you a free beer if you can guess the name of this bar in three tries." The man says, "Thanks...Mike's Place?" "Nope." "Mike's Tavern?" "No," "Mike's Pub?" "No, but here's a free beer anyway. Nobody ever get's it. The joint's name is Sally's Leggs! "That's a good one." the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped. The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop pulls up and ask's him what he is doing there. He responds, "I'm just waiting for Sally's Leggs to open, so I can wet my whistle!"

07-02-2003, 02:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Xero Forum Expert Join Date: Sep 2002 Age: 22 Posts: 979	jeez...funnie? __________________ lightoningfast!

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07-02-2003, 02:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
flamez Forum Novice Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 992	lol, heard that one too but in a diff way lol

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Ante Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 50	I don't find it funny at all (

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TomGreenSlipKnot Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 576	i found it funny

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