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07-27-2005, 03:11 PM
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Billy says "Oh, you need to be warmed up?" and starts peeing on the mermaid, she yells out "leave me alone you sexually confused little bastard!" and uses super enchanted mystical mermaid magic to vanish. Suddenly, Billy turns in time to see a giant black train painted with skulls bearing down at him....
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07-27-2005, 03:18 PM
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Billy stares at the train full of nude teen boys coming towards him (ha!), when he decides once and for all that he doesn't like the sausage, Billy jumps out of the way just as the train grazes his shoeless foot. "I can't believe I wanted to kill myself..." Billy exclaims" "Life is precious, and if we all learn to....AGHHHHHH" Billy screamed as a murderous bum smashed his nose off with a rusty lead bum pipe...
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07-27-2005, 03:22 PM
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- Grilled Cheese fried in a ton of butter.
- A thin omelette loaded with cheese. - Chocolate chip pancakes. - Plenty of toasted bagels. - Bacon - Home fries. - Giant glass of cold Pepsi - Bacon |
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07-27-2005, 03:22 PM
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Fresh-squeezed florida orange juice and a tomato sandwich...
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07-27-2005, 03:29 PM
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Billy looks at the greasy and unhealthy grilled cheese/bacon/omelette/pancake breakfast, then looks at the tomato sandwich. Billy chuckles as he crams the tomato sandwich down his pants, and begins gorging himself on fried cheesy goodness.
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07-27-2005, 03:30 PM
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His mother called 911, and Father O'rielly just in case...
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07-27-2005, 03:30 PM
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Nemesis then comes in and says, enjoy your breakfast Billy, [EDITED FOR CONTENT] You need to learn some manners.
I don't mind you editing my post Quantos, but could you keep your comments to yourself? Quote:
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07-27-2005, 03:34 PM
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As nemesis was running across the street to look for jossy, he was struck by the ambulance that was responding to billy's house. The confused ambulance driver...
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07-27-2005, 03:34 PM
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Billy, quickly getting back on topic, decides he needs to poop after that large satisfying breakfast. Billy is sitting on the toilet, smoking a cigarette, and reading RunUO magazine, when the biggest turd he has ever encountered in his life tears out of his being...
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07-27-2005, 03:37 PM
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Billy is sitting on the toilet exhausted, when he hears a loud crash, and looks out his window to see Nemesis smash the ambulance off of him with his pecs. Nemesis laughs like a pirate as runs off into the distance. Just then, diarreah exploded out of Billy in the most perverse way possible, leaving Billy a mere shell of himself, cowering in the corner...covered in doody...
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07-27-2005, 03:55 PM
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Billy gets up again and hops in the shower to rid himself of the stank he is covered with. As he steps back out of the shower...
(Things got a little out of order there...and I actually had to stop and do some work for a few minutes  )
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07-27-2005, 04:05 PM
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As he gets to the bottom step, he sees Father O'rielly standing in the hall with ...
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07-27-2005, 04:08 PM
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, They were sharing a tomato sandwich. Sarah looked at Billy and said..
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07-27-2005, 04:15 PM
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"No!" Billy said, "All I want is a god dammed towel and to just have a normal freakin day for a change!". Billy's mother then walked into the hall and scolded "Billy!, thats no way to speak to our guests, now you...
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07-27-2005, 04:15 PM
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n00b! As our young Billy pwned her into oblivion. He then looked at Father O'Reilly and said, "this is the last post you'll ever be in!" as Billy r0xxed his s0x. Looking at all the carnage afterwards, Billy decided to treat himself to more diarreah at McDonalds...
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07-27-2005, 04:20 PM
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As he ran out the door, his mother called "Billy, Dont forget to stop at the store for me on your way back!'
--ok we pretty much came full circle here, maybe start a new one?--
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07-27-2005, 08:42 PM
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THEN BILLY RUNS TO HIS APARTMENT COMPLEX AND RUNS TO bED. WHEN HE JUMPS IN BED HE ROLLS OVER TO SEE THE HOBO WITH THE RUSTY BUM PIPE BLARG!
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