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IHaveRegistered · 10-06-2007, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosetta

These are not monkeys, these are orangutans.

They're still damn sexy

Rosetta · 10-06-2007, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by IHaveRegistered

They're still damn sexy

Hehehe whatever floats the boat.

Rosetta · 10-06-2007, 05:06 AM

Fucking Funny Stuff!!

TMSTKSBK · 10-06-2007, 08:55 AM

This thread has long since been nsfw.

Lord Micheal · 10-06-2007, 01:40 PM

monkey, orangutan, human... whats the difference?

Johabius · 10-06-2007, 02:53 PM

It's all in the degrees of hair involved.

HellRazor · 10-06-2007, 03:00 PM

The more musk the better.

Johabius · 10-06-2007, 03:07 PM

*sniff sniff* Is that cat food?

HellRazor · 10-06-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Johabius

*sniff sniff* Is that cat food?

Nope. Its cheese.

Anti-Basic · 10-06-2007, 05:20 PM

I was disturbed during a very important part of my nap (You know the point when <insert dream woman (or man for the ladies) here> is just about to take her clothes off)

Postman: *knock knock*
Me: (Still groggy) hang on
Postman: *knock knock*
Me: Hang On! I'm not dressed
Postman: continues knocking, up until the point that I'm actually dressed before saying "I'll just leave it in the door"

I hate life. Moral of the story, Unless the person knocking is a cop, play possum.

TMSTKSBK · 10-07-2007, 12:17 AM

We get emails, not knocks.

Unless it's Housing for some reason...

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 02:10 AM

Woot @ new GF.

I've always hated re-building that relationship after one falls to hell, but this one seems worth it.

Johabius · 10-07-2007, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleach

Woot @ new GF.

I've always hated re-building that relationship after one falls to hell, but this one seems worth it.

They always do at first.

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Johabius

They always do at first.

I have high hopes.
Known each other for about 2 years. Didn't start hanging out till bout mid Sept.
I'll get a pic up sometime.

Johabius · 10-07-2007, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bleach

Known each other for about 2 years. Didn't start hanging out till bout mid Sept.

That actually sounds like a good foundation. Who knows, it may work out.

Anti-Basic · 10-07-2007, 11:53 AM

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The Nervous Priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”.
12. The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”.
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a week.

TMSTKSBK · 10-07-2007, 03:12 PM

I want vodka.

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TMSTKSBK

I want vodka.

Come over and drink with me, then. I have 2 full 40's, and a 26, barley touched.

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HellRazor

Nope. Its cheese.

YouTube - Eason Chan: White Roses

IHaveRegistered · 10-07-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosetta

Fucking Funny Stuff!!

LMAO! At the end the guy freaks out... I'd so do that xD

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHaveRegistered

LMAO! At the end the guy freaks out... I'd so do that xD

Miriam Yeung is sexy.

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 03:30 PM

Ya know what's fun?
put some thick tape on the side of a cat and watch it walk.

TMSTKSBK · 10-07-2007, 03:30 PM

You people are evil.

IHaveRegistered · 10-07-2007, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleach

Woot @ new GF.

I've always hated re-building that relationship after one falls to hell, but this one seems worth it.

Congradulations ^_^

and good luck/happy times be wished upon you

Bleach · 10-07-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TMSTKSBK

You people are evil.

YouTube - Tape cat

Tell me it doesn't make you giggle.

10-06-2007, 05:06 AM	#13703 (permalink)
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