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Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by David

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Whats a "testimonail?"

A rare medical condition whereby the sufferer grows a single "nail-like" protuberance from his scrotum. The growth strongly resembles a fingernail.

oh wait...I just realized Radwen was supposed to answer these question! shit!

Radwen · 12-01-2006, 01:44 PM

Mo Khan, realizing your error gives you a second chance. Kill fixxer. Rip his guts out and cut off his penis by rapping his cuts around it until all blood flow stops. Then rip his penis off and make him choke on it.
Seriously, I hate you Fixxer.

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Originally Posted by Joeku

Will you buy me a McChicken?

No. Well maybe.

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Originally Posted by Fixxxer

Who really cares what Radwen thinks? Why does Radwen think himself so important that he knows it all? Why is Radwen giving out his person views rather then the TRUTH? Why does Radwen insult so many people because they dont share the same ignorant views as him? Why does Radwen explain the circle of life like the lion king movie my kids watch? Who gives a shit what some self righteous punk thinks about everything?

1.Everyone does.
2.Because it is the truth.
3.My personal views ARE the truth fuckhead. See joeku's signature.
4.Because they are fucking retarded mother fuckers just like you. Hang yourself.
5.Because I made the Lion King dumbass.
6.No one gives a shit about what you think.

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Originally Posted by Admin Vorspire

42.

@ Fixxxer; its called comedy?

No, its the truth.

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Originally Posted by Malaperth

Was that a question? Will Vorspire be tortured horribly by Radwen who takes himself far less seriously than some others around here?

1.Yes. Admin Vorpsire isn't a total asshole. Yet...
2.No yet.

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Originally Posted by Admin Vorspire

Oops.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

1.No.
2.Neither. The doctor doctors you mom tbh.

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Originally Posted by David

#include Thread.this.Post.first
Whats a "testimonail?"

Its a testicle nail. Testi for testicle. Mon for mine is french. Nail for nail.

Radwen · 12-01-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo Khan

A rare medical condition whereby the sufferer grows a single "nail-like" protuberance from his scrotum. The growth strongly resembles a fingernail.

oh wait...I just realized Radwen was supposed to answer these question! shit!

I actually only read the small writing once I saw there was no interrogation mark. You answer was 99% right.

Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 02:19 PM

yeah man, I'm sorry bout that. I was just reading the thread and forgot it was "ASK RADWEN". I made the reply then posted it...then I realized the error of my ways

Won't happen again

Fixxxer · 12-01-2006, 02:34 PM

Radwen you dont have to give me bad karma cause your wrong, its ok to be wrong, you should know that by now

Have a great day Radwen someone still loves you somewhere

That will be the next question, is where is that someone?

Radwen · 12-01-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fixxxer

Radwen you dont have to give me bad karma cause your wrong, its ok to be wrong, you should know that by now

Have a great day Radwen someone still loves you somewhere

That will be the next question, is where is that someone?

Good question, I might not be able to answer that .. humm must give answer ...
! I know, he is in this universe

.

Yea I negg'ed you, not because you are wrong, just because I randomly felt like it.

Mo Khan, I'd neg you if I could. You say you've understood but you posted without a question once again! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Radwen

Mo Khan, I'd neg you if I could. You say you've understood but you posted without a question once again! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aren't I already dead? damn dude give a brother a break. I didn't say I would post exclusively with a question, I said I wouldn't answer anymore of 'em for you...dumbass

here's a question...

what's with all the funny odors?

there, thats 2 in one post to redeem my last "I'm sorry" post.

Fixxxer · 12-01-2006, 03:44 PM

well I am never wrong so I know you are wrong. I dont care if you like me or not I didnt post to make friends, seriously

Radwen · 12-01-2006, 03:59 PM

Fixxer you are retarded. Do you think I wan to be your friend? Fuck no. Just stfu and stop posting in my thread if you don't ask a question. Seriously, you must be really retarded to post what you posted in a thread like this. Grats, you are on my "He should suicide" list.
Good going moron.

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Originally Posted by Mo Khan

Aren't I already dead? damn dude give a brother a break. I didn't say I would post exclusively with a question, I said I wouldn't answer anymore of 'em for you...dumbass

here's a question...

what's with all the funny odors?

there, thats 2 in one post to redeem my last "I'm sorry" post.

1.To me yes.
2.Its fixxer. He smells.

Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 04:44 PM

Ah Shit!

oh well. Who's doing my funeral arrangements?

**David** · 12-01-2006, 04:44 PM

Can Fixxxer be fixed? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer be? Can that person fix others? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer fix first?

Radwen · 12-01-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mo Khan

Ah Shit!

oh well. Who's doing my funeral arrangements?

Bob.

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Originally Posted by David

Can Fixxxer be fixed? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer be? Can that person fix others? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer fix first?

1.Yes.
2.Mo Khan.
3.Yes.
4.Fixxxer.

Fixxxer · 12-01-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by David

Can Fixxxer be fixed? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer be? Can that person fix others? And if so, who should the Fixxxer fixer fix first?

hehe thats a good question, i think Radwen needs the most fixing here.

just so you know radwen i wasnt asking you to be a friend, if you can read i said i didnt post to make a friend, pay attention son there will be a test after.

Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 06:12 PM

It is a cloudy night and thunder crashes in the distance. Barely visible from the village below, Castle Mokenstein shows the hint of movement from beyond its' ancient walls...

*Mo dons his lab coat and grabs his urn full of Tesla ashes (for luck)...he enters laboratory*

+++SPARKS FLY! LIGHTNING CRASHES! THE GROUND TREMBLES!+++

*Mosmashes his thumb with a hammer..."GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!*...
*Mo resumes work*...

*Mo instructs his feebleminded assistant, Radwen, to "go get the large penis"! Radwen scuttles out of the laboratory to the supply room*

*Radwen returns and hands Mo the jarred penis, submerged in a cloudy liquid*

*in haste, Mo doesn't realize that Radwen has not returned to him the large penis...no, it is, the small penis. Mo uses tongs to extract the organ from the jar*

*in a frenzy, Mo attaches the small penis to the lifeless corpse of Fixxxer* MUWAHAHAHA!!!!

"NOW RADWEN, NOW! THE SWITCH YOU LITTLE CREEP, THE SWITCH!"

*Radwen scurries to the wall switch and toggles it to engage the receivers*
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! MUHAHAHAA!!

*Heavy blue jolts of voltage arc in sporadic random pulses across the laboratory*
YES!!!! YES!!!! YYYEEEESSSSS!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES RADWEN!

*the table, which is encumbered by the foul corpse of Fixxxer begins to rise* HIGHER!!!! MUHAHAHA!!! YES YES YES!!!!! HAHAHAHA!

*into the thick ozone the table raises higher and higher* MUHAHAHAHAA!

YES YES YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*NOW RADWEN....LOWER HIM! LOWER HIMMMM!!!*

*the table ease into place back on the floor of the laboratory* muhehehah!

We have done it! We have fixed Fixxxer...he now has a.....AHHHHHHHH!!!

RADWEN YOU STUPID IDIOT. YOU IMBECILE....you brought the wrong penis!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!

does that do it?

**David** · 12-01-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mo Khan

YES!!!! YES!!!! YYYEEEESSSSS!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES RADWEN! ... HIGHER!!!! ... YES YES YES!!!!! HAHAHAHA! ... YES YES YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! ... LOWER ... AHHHHHHHH!!! ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!

/edit: missed one...

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Originally Posted by Mo Khan

NOW RADWEN, NOW! THE SWITCH YOU LITTLE CREEP, THE SWITCH!

Radwen, how many times have you heard similar?

Joeku · 12-01-2006, 07:28 PM

Radwen, I need a hug.

Please?

Also, can I sit on your lap when you dress up as Santa? I only weigh 220lbs.

Mo Khan · 12-01-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Joeku

Radwen, I need a hug.

Please?

Also, can I sit on your lap when you dress up as Santa? I only weigh 220lbs.

Radwen doesn't have a lap...he lost it in the war.

Vorspire · 12-01-2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fixxxer

hehe thats a good question, i think Radwen needs the most fixing here.

just so you know radwen i wasnt asking you to be a friend, if you can read i said i didnt post to make a friend, pay attention son there will be a test after.

Gtfo.

@Radwen; "Could Jesus microwave a burritto so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"

Fixxxer · 12-02-2006, 12:06 AM

LOL wrong penis, well that really sucks.

Gtfo. Sorry im not familar with this group of letters.

Radwen · 12-02-2006, 12:12 AM

Wow, I'm just going to ignore Fixxxer. His brain just doesn't seem fit for understanding ... Like malaperth said, stupidity is incurable.
Shit, I've just realized this guy was 33 ... here I was thinking he was 14 ._+

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Originally Posted by Mo Khan

does that do it?

Yes, it was entertaining.

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Originally Posted by Joeku

Radwen, I need a hug.

Please?

Also, can I sit on your lap when you dress up as Santa? I only weigh 220lbs.

1.No.
2.No, your fat.

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Originally Posted by Admin Vorspire

Gtfo.

@Radwen; "Could Jesus microwave a burritto so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"

Yes. Jesus is retarded.

TMSTKSBK · 12-02-2006, 12:12 AM

Can I have a hug?

Anti-Basic · 12-02-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Admin Vorspire

Gtfo.

@Radwen; "Could Jesus microwave a burritto so hot, that he himself could not eat it?"

...who the fuck are you, you dont have any right to tell anyone to gtfo.

and Fixxer it means Get The Fuck Out.

Mandatory question: How do I fix my procs overheating problem?

Vorspire · 12-02-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Anti-Basic

...who the fuck are you, you dont have any right to tell anyone to gtfo.

and Fixxer it means Get The Fuck Out.

Mandatory question: How do I fix my procs overheating problem?

Tell your father to wash his dick, because your breath smells.

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TMSTKSBK Master of the Internet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NC/NC State Univ Age: 23 Posts: 16,424	Can I have a hug? __________________ Goodbye, folks.

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Fixxxer Forum Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: upstate NY Age: 35 Posts: 436	Radwen you dont have to give me bad karma cause your wrong, its ok to be wrong, you should know that by now Have a great day Radwen someone still loves you somewhere That will be the next question, is where is that someone?

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Fixxxer Forum Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: upstate NY Age: 35 Posts: 436	well I am never wrong so I know you are wrong. I dont care if you like me or not I didnt post to make friends, seriously

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Joeku Forum Master Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: ShatteredSosaria.com Posts: 9,260	Radwen, I need a hug. Please? Also, can I sit on your lap when you dress up as Santa? I only weigh 220lbs.

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Fixxxer Forum Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: upstate NY Age: 35 Posts: 436	LOL wrong penis, well that really sucks. Gtfo. Sorry im not familar with this group of letters.

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