Boys, take notes - RunUO

Irina · 03-22-2008, 02:41 AM

**Okay, I got this from a facebook note, but most of the stuff is good. Some "tips" are :/ but I think it's a cute list so I'm posting it for all you computer nerds looking for girlfriends

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Tips

Make friends with her friends. They may just tell her you're a great guy. Don't get involved with any of them, though.

Make the first move! Courage is attractive.

Profanity is not the answer to trying to look cool or tough.
Swearing isn't great you're not going to win any hands by being a potty mouth.

Smile. It's charming.

Stand up for her. If you see someone bullying her or just being a jerk to her, go up to them (in front of her) and say, "Hey, man, knock it off, okay?" Don't act all tough guy or anything. Just be confident.

Sometimes the ones that are not so popular are the best ones for you.

Compliments makes a girl feel good about herself and more willing to open up to you!

Joke with her. Doing that makes her sure that you are confident and have a sense of humor.

When conversing with her as well as other females, position yourself closer to her. No matter who the other person is, do it. It shows that you're into her. It's subtle body language.

Randomly walk up to her and give her a compliment and walk away. This will make her happy and become interested in you.

Give her a hug from behind and hold her for a few seconds. But don't be too clingy. Its really annoying when a guy wont leave a girl alone.

If you make fun of her she probably will not become interested, and might even become angry with you.

WARNINGS!!!

Don't look/speak about other girls when you're with her. It will make her jealous.

Don't try to be a "manly man." Women often like men more when they're willing to cry if they're sad, and willing to admit their mistakes. You cry too often though and you'll be fed to the dogs or black marked as "broho," meaning a "male ho." or JUST FRIEND

Don't talk about previous relationships! Even if she does it, just smile it off, passively change the subject, or crack a joke that will help her reflect. But don't talk about your ex's.

Don't flirt with other girls in her face if they flirt with you, passively let it go and don't react. This will both raise your curb appeal as well as make you seem decent and more desirable. Make sure that you don't make her feel lame when she is with you.

Don't be a full of yourself guy. A little bit of obvious insecurity will probably make her think you are less insecure.

Let the girl feel like they can trust you so it work well on both side.

While it is good to be her friend first, do not leave it like that for long, as you can easily become "just a friend."

Kiwi · 03-22-2008, 02:43 AM

Why do you link me to this, how does this help me

Irina · 03-22-2008, 02:47 AM

Kuwert says:
i have
Kuwert says:
rancid gas atm
Irina says:
....
Irina says:
why would you
Irina says:
tell
Irina says:
me
Kuwert says:
its really bad
Irina says:
that
Irina says:
why
Irina says:
stop
Kuwert says:
cause
Kuwert says:
i love you
Irina says:
please
Kuwert says:
<3

Kiwi · 03-22-2008, 02:50 AM

I GUESS I MISSED THE BULLET POINT ABOUT NOT TELLING GIRLS THAT

ty

Irina · 03-22-2008, 02:52 AM

You're welcome, Kuwert, glad I could help.

IHaveRegistered · 03-22-2008, 04:42 AM

Hmm, why not just be yourself? Eventually your true nature will come out and they may hate it...

Johabius · 03-22-2008, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irina

________________________
Tips

Make friends with her friends. They may just tell her you're a great guy. Don't get involved with any of them, though.

Unless of course her friends are a bunch of giggly idiots. You should shoot them if they are.

Quote:

Make the first move! Courage is attractive.

Courage may be attractive, but coming off as a stalker/pervert isn't.

Quote:

Stand up for her. If you see someone bullying her or just being a jerk to her, go up to them (in front of her) and say, "Hey, man, knock it off, okay?" Don't act all tough guy or anything. Just be confident.

After you are done standing up for her, don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked. Men are very territorial.

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Joke with her. Doing that makes her sure that you are confident and have a sense of humor.

Unless, of course, your sense of humor consists of nothing but dick and fart jokes.

Quote:

When conversing with her as well as other females, position yourself closer to her. No matter who the other person is, do it. It shows that you're into her. It's subtle body language.

Yes, because we all know how women love it when you invade their personal space without being asked.

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Randomly walk up to her and give her a compliment and walk away. This will make her happy and become interested in you.

Or, she might think you are weird and consider getting a restraining order on you.

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Give her a hug from behind and hold her for a few seconds. But don't be too clingy. Its really annoying when a guy wont leave a girl alone.

Just be prepared for a donkey kick to the nuts.

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This will both raise your curb appeal as well as make you seem decent and more desirable.

So, men are like houses now?

TheOutkastDev · 03-22-2008, 06:51 AM

I've always done this and all it's really eventually led to is some ridiculous, round-about answer as to why she and I are breaking up.

Irina · 03-22-2008, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johabius

Unless of course her friends are a bunch of giggly idiots. You should shoot them if they are.

Courage may be attractive, but coming off as a stalker/pervert isn't.

After you are done standing up for her, don't be surprised if you get your ass kicked. Men are very territorial.

Unless, of course, your sense of humor consists of nothing but dick and fart jokes.

Yes, because we all know how women love it when you invade their personal space without being asked.

Or, she might think you are weird and consider getting a restraining order on you.

Just be prepared for a donkey kick to the nuts.

So, men are like houses now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You made me laugh out loud with a couple comments.

BTW: Outkast why are you awake? Damn ;( go to sleep

barfbag · 03-22-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johabius

Just be prepared for a donkey kick to the nuts.

I've had some success avoiding the donkey kick by searching for girls with ears less than 5 inches long.

IHaveRegistered · 03-22-2008, 08:54 AM

Together, Irina and Johab's comments have made me a better man...

But I'll still go with what I said earlier.

Hammerhand · 03-22-2008, 12:23 PM

Daaaaamn... thats WAY too much effort. I think I'll just stay single.

TMSTKSBK · 03-22-2008, 01:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

Hammerhand wins.

Lysdexic · 03-22-2008, 02:36 PM

The whole list is absolute bullshit. Women have no friggin idea what they want. Don't try to bend yourselves in any way for them guys, there's one who will enjoy you just the way you are.

TheOutkastDev · 03-22-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irina

BTW: Outkast why are you awake? Damn ;( go to sleep

I had to be at work at 6am today. Gosh clearly someone isn't paying attention to me as a person, all you care about is my body, not my mind.

Kiwi · 03-22-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lysdexic

The whole list is absolute bullshit. Women have no friggin idea what they want. Don't try to bend yourselves in any way for them guys, there's one who will enjoy you just the way you are.

That or:

"Be a douchebag" would work quite well I think.

barfbag · 03-22-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOutkastDev

I had to be at work at 6am today. Gosh clearly someone isn't paying attention to me as a person, all you care about is my body, not my mind.

It must be a very nice body to want you at work by 6:00 am.

TMSTKSBK · 03-22-2008, 07:35 PM

Where do you work?

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOutkastDev

I had to be at work at 6am today. Gosh clearly someone isn't paying attention to me as a person, all you care about is my body, not my mind.

Joeku · 03-22-2008, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lysdexic

The whole list is absolute bullshit. Women have no friggin idea what they want. Don't try to bend yourselves in any way for them guys, there's one who will enjoy you just the way you are.

Qfft .

barfbag · 03-22-2008, 08:02 PM

You said it Joeku.

Kiwi · 03-22-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barfbag

You said it Joeku.

If Joeku can get a significant other, anyone can.

Storm33229 · 03-22-2008, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwi

If Joeku can get a girlfriend, anyone can.

Joeku likes women?

Tribal · 03-22-2008, 08:39 PM

i post these on soraged but ur an ass for stealing my glory hole irina

Kiwi · 03-22-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Storm33229

Joeku likes women?

thanks, fixed it

Tribal · 03-22-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwi

If Joeku can get a significant other, anyone can.

his dog will have to do for the next 7 years prob

atleast until he hits puberty

03-22-2008, 02:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Irina Account Terminated Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,804	Boys, take notes **Okay, I got this from a facebook note, but most of the stuff is good. Some "tips" are :/ but I think it's a cute list so I'm posting it for all you computer nerds looking for girlfriends ________________________ Tips Make friends with her friends. They may just tell her you're a great guy. Don't get involved with any of them, though. Make the first move! Courage is attractive. Profanity is not the answer to trying to look cool or tough. Swearing isn't great you're not going to win any hands by being a potty mouth. Smile. It's charming. Stand up for her. If you see someone bullying her or just being a jerk to her, go up to them (in front of her) and say, "Hey, man, knock it off, okay?" Don't act all tough guy or anything. Just be confident. Sometimes the ones that are not so popular are the best ones for you. Compliments makes a girl feel good about herself and more willing to open up to you! Joke with her. Doing that makes her sure that you are confident and have a sense of humor. When conversing with her as well as other females, position yourself closer to her. No matter who the other person is, do it. It shows that you're into her. It's subtle body language. Randomly walk up to her and give her a compliment and walk away. This will make her happy and become interested in you. Give her a hug from behind and hold her for a few seconds. But don't be too clingy. Its really annoying when a guy wont leave a girl alone. If you make fun of her she probably will not become interested, and might even become angry with you. WARNINGS!!! Don't look/speak about other girls when you're with her. It will make her jealous. Don't try to be a "manly man." Women often like men more when they're willing to cry if they're sad, and willing to admit their mistakes. You cry too often though and you'll be fed to the dogs or black marked as "broho," meaning a "male ho." or JUST FRIEND Don't talk about previous relationships! Even if she does it, just smile it off, passively change the subject, or crack a joke that will help her reflect. But don't talk about your ex's. Don't flirt with other girls in her face if they flirt with you, passively let it go and don't react. This will both raise your curb appeal as well as make you seem decent and more desirable. Make sure that you don't make her feel lame when she is with you. Don't be a full of yourself guy. A little bit of obvious insecurity will probably make her think you are less insecure. Let the girl feel like they can trust you so it work well on both side. While it is good to be her friend first, do not leave it like that for long, as you can easily become "just a friend."

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Kiwi Forum Expert Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Northeast Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 3,178	I GUESS I MISSED THE BULLET POINT ABOUT NOT TELLING GIRLS THAT ty Last edited by Kiwi; 03-22-2008 at 02:50 AM. Reason: not enough caps

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IHaveRegistered Forum Expert Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 20 Posts: 4,520	Hmm, why not just be yourself? Eventually your true nature will come out and they may hate it... __________________

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IHaveRegistered Forum Expert Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ontario Age: 20 Posts: 4,520	Together, Irina and Johab's comments have made me a better man... But I'll still go with what I said earlier. __________________

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Hammerhand Forum Expert Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Look behind you.... Age: 44 Posts: 1,308	Daaaaamn... thats WAY too much effort. I think I'll just stay single. __________________ May you have the strength of eagles' wings, the faith and courage to fly to new heights, and the wisdom of the universe to carry you there.

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Kiwi Forum Expert Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Northeast Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 3,178	Why do you link me to this, how does this help me

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Irina Account Terminated Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,804	Kuwert says: i have Kuwert says: rancid gas atm Irina says: .... Irina says: why would you Irina says: tell Irina says: me Kuwert says: its really bad Irina says: that Irina says: why Irina says: stop Kuwert says: cause Kuwert says: i love you Irina says: please Kuwert says: <3

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Irina Account Terminated Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,804	You're welcome, Kuwert, glad I could help.

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TheOutkastDev Forum Expert Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston, Texas Age: 22 Posts: 3,933	I've always done this and all it's really eventually led to is some ridiculous, round-about answer as to why she and I are breaking up.

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TMSTKSBK Master of the Internet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NC/NC State Univ Age: 23 Posts: 16,424	HAHAHAHAHA Hammerhand wins. __________________ Goodbye, folks.

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Lysdexic Forum Expert Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Minnesota... somewhere in the boonies Age: 29 Posts: 1,171	The whole list is absolute bullshit. Women have no friggin idea what they want. Don't try to bend yourselves in any way for them guys, there's one who will enjoy you just the way you are. __________________ Signatures are tools of the devil...

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barfbag Forum Expert Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 313	You said it Joeku.

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Tribal Account Terminated Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: nike SHOX Age: 20 Posts: 11,394	i post these on soraged but ur an ass for stealing my glory hole irina

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