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Old 07-19-2008, 12:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joeku just lost his v-card last night to a 19-year-old lingerie model. For two hours straight.

Will post pics when I get them (too busy having fun atm)
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Where is the link for the live video feed? Not going to share the fun with us huh?

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Old 07-19-2008, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would but I don't have a webcam
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Are you joekuing? The first people you wanna tell about this are Starbucks users? Man, you need to step-up your standards!

But good job, it had to happen eventually ;D
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Joeku just lost his v-card last night to a 19-year-old lingerie model. For two hours straight.

Will post pics when I get them (too busy having fun atm)
Congrats, you'll always be remembered by her as the smallest mistake she ever did.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lol I wasn't really going to tell anyone but my best friend, but she went and told like six people so I figured what the hell.

And yeah she's my girlfriend as of two days ago (friends for 6 years though). She came about a dozen times and tried not to let me go home lol.
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She tells 6 so you tell 6000 (conservative figure considering the number of users here and # of people online)... sounds fair to me.

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wow. that is all.
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[13:39] <Nar_Matteru>i mean seriously, how does the state apologize for that shit. sorry, you were in jail for 20 years...everything cool between us now?
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Congrats. God had in nicely planned out .
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God had naught to do with it. Little Joeku here obviously used the power of the Secret for this one.
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God had pity on me for being cockblocked for the past 3.5 months ^_^
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God had naught to do with it. Little Joeku here obviously used the power of the Secret for this one.
So he raped her? o_O
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So he raped her? o_O
Actually it'd be more accurate to say she raped me.
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So you're the bitch then?
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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... pretty much...
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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so how was he?
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... pretty much...
Dont worry man. After 1½ years thing start to cool down that you need to beg like hell to get fucked once a month. And thats a hella lot of begging there.
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God had pity on me for being cockblocked for the past 3.5 months ^_^
Makes me wonder what's in store for me then
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Congratulations, you whore. Don't you know that premarital sex is a sin? Have a good time burning in hell for eternity.
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tbh you can reenable your vcard in your User CP.
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Or you just mail the admins (aka the Vatican) and give them some money.
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God showed him the way. Light came out her pussy to illuminate the divine path he had to take.
God v2.0 RC4 came out not long ago.
(2.0 not referring to runUO but referring to Christianity being the 2nd major growth from the old testament line).
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so how was he?
I probably shouldn't participate, but good point. He never mentioned the gender in his original post, and the subsequent posts could be a cover up...
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