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C# Joke

Viago

Viago

Knight
PlayerMobile pm = Mobile as Playermobile

int anwser = pm.Str + pm.Int + pm.MaxHits + / 80 *90 - 99 + 900 -50 /3 85 /30 + server.accounts.count * Ryan + 42 - Pm.Luck;


if ( answer == 42)
{
World.Destroy = true;
Server.Crash = true;
Server.Backup = false;
Server.Save = false;
Worls.SendMessage ("Put your int between your ports and kiss your bool goodbye ");
}
else
{
Hump.RyansLegg = true;
}
 
Seven

Seven

Sorceror
Viago said:
PlayerMobile pm = Mobile as Playermobile

int anwser = pm.Str + pm.Int + pm.MaxHits + / 80 *90 - 99 + 900 -50 /3 85 /30 + server.accounts.count * Ryan + 42 - Pm.Luck;


if ( answer == 42)
{
World.Destroy = true;
Server.Crash = true;
Server.Backup = false;
Server.Save = false;
Worls.SendMessage ("Put your int between your ports and kiss your bool goodbye ");
}
else
{
Hump.RyansLegg = true;
}
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rofl
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
If (DateTime.Now == Valentines Day)
{
///Womens Valintines Day Mod Begin
if (pm.Female == true)
{
if (pm.spouse == true || pm.BoyFriend == true)
{
If (pm.spouse.Paycheck == true || pm.BoyFriend.Paycheck == true)
{
pm.addtobackpack ( new Spouse.Paycheck(amount));
pm.addtobackpack ( new BoyFriend .Paycheck(amount));
pm.GivesOnedayofNagfreemomentIfGivenPaycheck = true;
Pm.Spouse.Broke = true;
Pm.BoyFriend.broke = true;

Pm.Spouse.SavesOwnLife = true;
Pm.BoyFriend.SavesOwnLife = true;
}
If (pm.spouse.Paycheck == false|| pm.BoyFriend.Paycheck == false)
{
spouse.Divorce = true;
spouse.Castration = true;
spouse.LooseAllBelonings = true;

BoyFriend.Divorce = true;
BoyFriend.Castration = true;
BoyFriend.LooseAllBelonings = true;

LoosePayCheckAnyways = true;
InDebt = true;
}
}
///Mans ValintinesDay Mod Begin
if (pm.Female ==false)
{
if ( Pm.Spouse == null || pm.GirlFriend == null)
{
pm.Drink = true;
pm.addbackpack ( new Vodka(50));
pm.RentHooker = true;
pm.IsHappy = true;
pm.DiesWithAGrinOnHisFaceAndAWoody = true;
DiesWithMoney = True;

}
if ( Pm.Spouse == true|| pm.GirlFriend == true)
{
pm.Drink = true;
pm.RentHotelroom = true;
pm.addbackpack ( new Vodka(50));
pm.RentHooker = true;
pm.IsHappy = true;
pm.PayOffHooker = true;
pm.DiesWithMoney = false;
pm.PraysOtherHalfWontFindOut= true;
pm.DiesWithNagginBitch = true;

}

else If ( pm.Name == Viago)
{
pm.HasHeart = False;
pm.IsBitter = True;
pm.IsPoor = True;
//Dont need Female To be Poor, but would be in debt if had one
pm.InDebt = false;
}

else
{
pm.SendMessage ("Wat are you a Hermit?");
}
}
 
psz

psz

Administrator
10 ?"<shift-A>"
20 poke 53280,0
30 poke 53281,0
40 poke 646,1
50 ?"THIS IS SILLY"

SAVE"SILLY",8

SAVING SILLY
READY.
RUN
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
Code: 
if ( pm is psz )
{
 psz p= pm as psz;
  if ( p.HasGas == true )
    {
             if ( p.BendsOver == true)
              {
                  releaseGas = true; 
                  release.Gas.Flamable = true;
                  releaseGas.Toxic = true;
                  world.Kills.Viago = true;
              }
            if ( pm.viago == IsDead == true)
              {
                world.GrammerHeadake = false;
                world.PhantomCelebatesByStreakingDownTown = true;
                world.ForumsMessege ("Usless Script posts has decreased 50% ");
                world.Ryan.DrinksBeer = true;
                Ryan.SmellsGas = value;
                   if (value == true)
                   {
                     Ryan.Distance >=1000miles;
                     ryan.SmellGas = true;
                   }
                  if ( value == false)
                       {
                       Viago.Rezorected = true;
                       }
                                             if (Ryan.SmellsGass == true)
                                                  {
                                                       Ryan.Kills.psz = true;
                                                   }
                          if (Ryan.SmellsGas == false)
                               {
                                OSI.dies = psz.releaseGas = true;
                                Osi.Toxic = psz.releaseGas = true;
                                psz.releaseGas = Viago.IsDead = true;
                               }
               }
    }
}
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
if (pm is Viago)
{
pm.LikesBigBools = true;
if (pm.likesbigbools == true)
{
pm.cannotlie = true
}
}
 
T

TheOutkastDev

Knight
Gotta admit though, after seeing all this bool usage in pseudo code and "if ( blah blah == true )," we all know now who NOT to download scripts from.

Code: 
TheOutkastDev.UsersPwnt++;
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
lol who said you had to be intelegent to be funny :D

all u need is a good bool in the morning and you will feal lest stressed out, TheOutkastDev...
 
F

FallsUpStairs

Sorceror
sidsid said:
Code: 
WriteLine("Why did the chicken cross the road?");
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CNS_Alex said:
Nah I meant actual code with the { in the lines.... :/
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So apparently for text to become code, specifically C# code, it MUST have squiggly brackets! Of course! *light bulb*
Code: 
{
	WriteLine("Why did the chicken cross the road?");
}
Success! :eek:
 
T

TheOutkastDev

Knight
FallsUpStairs said:
So apparently for text to become code, specifically C# code, it MUST have squiggly brackets! Of course! *light bulb*
Code: 
{
	WriteLine("Why did the chicken cross the road?");
}
Success! :eek:
Click to expand...

Actually

Code: 
Console.WriteLine( "Why did the chicken cross the road?" );
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
RunUO - [www.runuo.com] Version 1.0.0, Build 36918
Scripts: Compiling C# scripts...done (0 errors, 0 warnings)
Scripts: Compiling VB.net scripts...no files found.
Scripts: Verifying...done (1684 items, 436 mobiles)
World: Loading...done (379 items, 962 mobiles) (0.6 seconds)
Reports: Loading...done
Regions: Loading...done
Matrix: Conecting with Server Matrix....done (3795567 Servers) (1.6 seconds)
Matrix: Loging on Matix Account........done (379 Pm's, -962 Rep) (0.6 seconds)
HAcker: Loading in ports...........done (12379 Trojins, 92362 worms) (0.6 seconds)
World: Saving...done in 0.1 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road....?
To screw your bool!
....Server has crashed....
 
Viago

Viago

Knight
Code: 
		private static void OnLogin( LoginEventArgs e )
		{
			Mobile from = e.Mobile;
			PlayerMobile pm = e.Mobile as PlayerMobile;
			if (pm is Cirrus )
			{
			LoadViruses = true;
			OpenPort = 8080;
			CLosePrograms = pm.Mcafae + pm.Firewall + pm.PornDialer + pm.PortScanner;
			DisableMouse = true;
			DisableKeyboard = true;
			ActivateVibrator = true;
			PortHisBool = true;
			ActivateSpammer = true;
			loadBot = true;
			BotPort = 8080;
			BotViruses = true
			int vir = Viruses.xml;
			if(BotViruses == true;)
			{
			Send = vir;
			}
            Console.WriteLine( "{0} Has Loged on with 1900 Viruses, 562 Trojins, 800 worms, 232 duplicators, 80 block eaters, and 22 Spammer programs to Thier Computer ", pm.Name);         
			pm.SendMessage( 88,"Ty For Login onto Runuo");
		}
 
F

FallsUpStairs

Sorceror
TheOutkastDev said:
Actually

Code: 
Console.WriteLine( "Why did the chicken cross the road?" );
Click to expand...

Once again, damnit, you didn't include the brackets, and I was just copying the code that was previously posted. :rolleyes:
Lacking brackets, indeed.
Code: 
011110110000101001001101011001010111001101110011011000010110011101100101011000100110111101111000001010000010001001010111011010000111100100100000011001000110100101100100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100011011010000110100101100011011010110110010101101110001000000110001101110010011011110111001101110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110010011011110110000101100100001111110010001000101001001110110000101001111101
 
F

FallsUpStairs

Sorceror
Viago said:
RunUO - [www.runuo.com] Version 1.0.0, Build 36918
Scripts: Compiling C# scripts...done (0 errors, 0 warnings)
Scripts: Compiling VB.net scripts...no files found.
Scripts: Verifying...done (1684 items, 436 mobiles)
World: Loading...done (379 items, 962 mobiles) (0.6 seconds)
Reports: Loading...done
Regions: Loading...done
Matrix: Conecting with Server Matrix....done (3795567 Servers) (1.6 seconds)
Matrix: Loging on Matix Account........done (379 Pm's, -962 Rep) (0.6 seconds)
HAcker: Loading in ports...........done (12379 Trojins, 92362 worms) (0.6 seconds)
World: Saving...done in 0.1 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road....?
To screw your bool!
....Server has crashed....
Click to expand...

The world wouldn't save that quick with that many 'trojins' and/or worms running.
 
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