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~*Funny Signs*~

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DreamCatcher

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~*Funny Signs*~

Got this email and found it amusing..Lol Add more if you would like...;)


SIGNS I'D LIKE TO PUT ON MY CAR...

*Work Harder*
Millions on Welfare depend on you!

*Driver carries no cash*
HES MARRIED!

*Can't feed 'Em?*
Don't breed 'EM

*The shortest sentece is I am*
The longest one is "I Do"

*Gun Control*
Means using both hands!

*If Money is the root of all evil*
Why do churches beg for it?!

*Keep honking*
I'm reloading!

*Where the hell is Easy Street?*

*Bumper Stickers*

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass .



The proctologist called
...they found your head..



Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted .


Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..



Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can !
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
 
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Santaria

Wanderer
Speaking of bumper stickers and signs....

Most businesses have a sign near the door for patrons to read on the way out...."It was a pleasure doing business with you!"

Unless of course your in a brothel, "It was a business doing pleasure with you!"
 
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DreamCatcher

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Santaria said:
Speaking of bumper stickers and signs....

Most businesses have a sign near the door for patrons to read on the way out...."It was a pleasure doing business with you!"

Unless of course your in a brothel, "It was a business doing pleasure with you!"
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LOL Santaria
 
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Radwen

Wanderer
A few of them I really like .. but if I had to choose one i'd be :
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 
shrundowr

shrundowr

Lord
Radwen said:
A few of them I really like .. but if I had to choose one i'd be :
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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That one can apply to pretty much everything.

Also at the bottom a lake: "If you can read this sign, your car is underwater."
 
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Thistle

Wanderer
If you don't like my driving .... stay off the sidewalk.

If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back to you hunt it down and kill it.

Jesus is coming ... look busy.

Jesus saves, he uses coupons.

Jesus saves but only Buddha takes incremental backups.

If you want the best seat in the house then move the cat.
 
shrundowr

shrundowr

Lord
If you want the best seat in the house then move the cat.
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Seconded. Also.. this is more a quote, than a sign but:

It is a scientific law that the cat will use the litterbox within 30 seconds of cleaning it

Also: the reason there are more female cat owners than male cat owners: Have a cat jump out of your lap at 30 miles an hour and you shall see.
 
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