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~*Funny Signs*~
Got this email and found it amusing..Lol Add more if you would like...
SIGNS I'D LIKE TO PUT ON MY CAR...
*Work Harder*
Millions on Welfare depend on you!
*Driver carries no cash*
HES MARRIED!
*Can't feed 'Em?*
Don't breed 'EM
*The shortest sentece is I am*
The longest one is "I Do"
*Gun Control*
Means using both hands!
*If Money is the root of all evil*
Why do churches beg for it?!
*Keep honking*
I'm reloading!
*Where the hell is Easy Street?*
*Bumper Stickers*
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass .
The proctologist called
...they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted .
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can !
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
Got this email and found it amusing..Lol Add more if you would like...
SIGNS I'D LIKE TO PUT ON MY CAR...
*Work Harder*
Millions on Welfare depend on you!
*Driver carries no cash*
HES MARRIED!
*Can't feed 'Em?*
Don't breed 'EM
*The shortest sentece is I am*
The longest one is "I Do"
*Gun Control*
Means using both hands!
*If Money is the root of all evil*
Why do churches beg for it?!
*Keep honking*
I'm reloading!
*Where the hell is Easy Street?*
*Bumper Stickers*
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass .
The proctologist called
...they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted .
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one..
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can !
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English