Hammerhand
Knight
16 naughty things you can only say on Thanksgiving
1. Talk about huge breasts
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time
4. If I don't undo my pants I will burst
5. That's one terrific spread
6. I am in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you will get some
10. Don't play with your meat
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
13. I didn't expect everyone come at once
14. You still have a little bit on your chin
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up