Verbal distortion

[Viago]

Can't Rhexis be the cream in the middle?

na i changed my mind, considering i dont like to share.........

-Covers ears- Lalalalala!

lol well...ok ok....so last night you screamed and now you ignore....i get it i get it....sigh


weeeeee

 

[Viago]

I just don't like walking near Viago... he gives me creepy looks.

those "creepy looks" wer me going WTF!? at your creapy looks at me.....take your hands outa your pants when you look at me!!!

 

[Joeku]

My trouser snake shrivels like a prune whenever it's within 20 feet of your vicinity.

But being near Rhexy has the opposite effect, so that sorta balanced it out.

Okay I'm going to stop posting about this... *ahem* "topic" now...

 

[Rhexis]

Thank you Jebus.

 

[Joeku]

Yeah weren't we supposed to stop fawning over Rhexis a while ago?

Sorry

 

[Viago]

But being near Rhexy has the opposite effect, so that sorta balanced it out.

Okay I'm going to stop posting about this... *ahem* "topic" now...

yea shes kool, hot. but thats just creepy man.....

lol. yea somehow you gettign aroused by her net posts, i think creaps her out...lmao

 

[Rhexis]

Its not creepy...just..overdone. Killed to death. OooOo oO ooO OoO!

 

[Viago]

lol. if you wanted naughty and nice, youve cum to the right man, ME!! hahahahaha

 

[Viago]

Its not creepy...just..overdone. Killed to death. OooOo oO ooO OoO!

ok ok, ill stop beating a dead horse........... is there a healer in the house???!!!??? ...... anyone?

 

[shrundowr]

Viago.... dont use that word in place of come. It's overkill, tbh.

 

[Joeku]

• Joeku says:
  prom says you're getting wet cuz we're doing a custom map
• Joeku says:
  lol
• Clevin says:
  OH GOD
• Clevin says:
  yes that slipped out

.

 

[Joeku]

• Clevins:
  hey this color is wtf cute
• Joeku:
  not rly
• Clevins:
  It's a mix of pink and brown...
• Clevins:
  PROWN!!!
• Joeku:
  you mean peach?
• Clevins:
  fuck you.
• Joeku:
  please
• Joeku:
  any time of the day

.

 

[Radwen]

Oh boy, you don't want to see excerpts of my history file with Clevin .. its scary ..

 

[Johabius]

Verbal distortion:

I want a divorce.

I think:
I'm never going to have sex again.

I don't get out of the house much, so I don't think I'm going to be meeting anyone soon.

 

[Viago]

Verbal distortion:



I think:
I'm never going to have sex again.

I don't get out of the house much, so I don't think I'm going to be meeting anyone soon.

seperate the bank accounts and what not so she dun leave you with nothing.

 

[Johabius]

seperate the bank accounts and what not so she dun leave you with nothing.

No bank accounts thank god. I deal strictly in cash from my wallet

 

[clevin]

i get owned on a daily basis and i'm sory jo T_T

 

[Viago]

Whos your daddy? ME!!!!

 

[Radwen]

I eat pumpkins.

 

[Kenko]

Does this qualify?

Radwen says:
shit
my new apartment kicks ass
its got a jhuge aquarium tank
in the wall
Kenko says:
do you get arties from it?
Radwen says:
awesome paintings and nice leather couches
Kenko says:
all that from the aquarium?
nice
Radwen says:
no
plasme 40 inch tv
on wall + 2 huge gothic paintins
other wall = huge aquarium
+ 3 leather couches
Kenko says:
all that from the aquarium?
damn
I need to buy one
Radwen says:
my comp kicks ass too
Kenko says:
I've read on UO.com that you could get some nice arties from it
Radwen says:
(i'm talking about my apartment in vmapire the mascarade bloodlines)