You know you have played uo too much when....
# You wear a red cape where ever you go.
# You always carry a small black stone with you.
# Instead of saying "Hello, how are you?"; you demand: "Name, Job!"
# You have a hammer right next to your monitor just in case the Guardian thinks of showing his face again.
# You've constructed a circle of stones in your back yard, and you are just waiting for a moongate to show up.
# You know what every reagent is used for.
# ...Even the Pagan reagents! Yikes!
# You think horses can talk, but they are always so lippy.
# Your solution to the neighborhood bully is: VAS FLAM!
# You refer to yourself as 'The Avatar'.
# ...And you believe it!
# To think you can speak garggish.
# You are deathly afraid of Tetrahedrons.
# You brazenly walk into people's houses, steal their money, eat their food, and leave.
# You're a member of the UDIC.
# ... OR you were an original member of the Ultima Dragons on Prodigy!
# You've made a virtue shrine in your bedroom.
# You are trying to get governmental funding to find the lost island of Ambrosia.
# You can be heard humming the song 'Stones' in public.
# ...And you're not bothered by this!
# You insist on calling your best friend 'Iolo'.
# You always wear an ankh.
# You've memorized the Book of Forgotten Mantras.
# You carry on a full conversation with every person you meet.
# You've beaten every Ultima game.
# ...In one week!
# Your boss tries to make you do something you don't like, and you try and Death Vortex him!
# You've argued for five straight hours with your friends as to the correct pronunciation of 'Shamino'
# You've formulated several plots to assassinate Lord British, just because you're not supposed to kill him.
# You don't write with letters, you write with runes like everyone else.
# You know Richard Garriott personally.
# ...You ARE Richard Garriott!
# You cried when Dupre martyred himself.
# You ask people at Sears if they have a Firedoom Staff available.
# You make compilation CDs from the Ultima music.
# You contact (i.e. stalk) the people involved in creating the games.
# You skip baths to play Ultima.
# You skip meals to play Ultima.
# You would rather play Ultima then go on a date.
# ...In fact you've cancelled dates in order to play Ultima more.
# You can read Ophidian without a translator!
# You're currently re-making an Ultima game.
# You have a girl-friend, her name is Natassia from Ultima VII.
# You're actually getting these jokes.
# You've written your own "You know you play Ultima too much" list.
Thought i would share this.. p.s im not the author..
