- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
Whats wrong with going to bed at 9pm?
- You can eat dinner at 4:00
Better than eating at 8pm and getting fat
- You can live without sex but not without glasses.
Already true for me and im only 16
- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
I have a tv tuner so I watch it while reading the forums
- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
Don franciscos gourmet coffee with a dash of cream and 1/2tsp sugar
- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
Gasoline prices is one of my favorite topics...right after Computers
- You got cable for the weather channel.
Nope I use google custom homepage for that (weather for my town + town where my school is + citrus heights CA
- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
Im a quiet person and a party involves my gamer friends and I have a lan party
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
I don't drive and I will probably never be allowed to (poor vision)
- You sing along with the elevator music.
If its a good tune I hum along, I love classical and jazz
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
I hope not...I already can't see 10pt font when sitting 3 feet from monitor (thank god for mozilla enlarge text feature)
Good thread BTW