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Caught!!
- Thread starter shrundowr
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Thats funny you got caught haha, try getting caugh when you and your gf are in your bedroom ..... my mom knocks now btw.
caught once a couple years ago with a gf in my room by my dad.... and many close calls with the last ex at her house, either her mom or brothers would decide to get a late night snack and many times we were lucky to have barely heard them and have a blanket handy when they came to say good night 
Stop Being Fucking Pussies
Dudes, stop being pricks. A normal male masturbates twice a week.
I actually find it unhealthy for someone to go without sexual activity for too long.
Sure, I've been 1-2 weeks without masturbating .. but in average I probably average out once a day.
Do I have to act like a fucking prick a pretend I don't? Damnit whats this bullshit about "I stopped six month ago". Fuck that, if you masturbate, you masturbate. It has nothing to do with not being able to get a girl. Males need a lot of sexual activity.
It is quite frequent for males to masturbate a few times in a week even though they have sex with their girlfriends 5 days a week. I do it, my friends do it.
Heck I'd masturbate 1 hour after I had sex if I felt like it.
Masturbating isn't for freaks, not masturbating is.
Stop acting like fags and tell the truth fucktards.
Dudes, stop being pricks. A normal male masturbates twice a week.
I actually find it unhealthy for someone to go without sexual activity for too long.
Sure, I've been 1-2 weeks without masturbating .. but in average I probably average out once a day.
Do I have to act like a fucking prick a pretend I don't? Damnit whats this bullshit about "I stopped six month ago". Fuck that, if you masturbate, you masturbate. It has nothing to do with not being able to get a girl. Males need a lot of sexual activity.
It is quite frequent for males to masturbate a few times in a week even though they have sex with their girlfriends 5 days a week. I do it, my friends do it.
Heck I'd masturbate 1 hour after I had sex if I felt like it.
Masturbating isn't for freaks, not masturbating is.
Stop acting like fags and tell the truth fucktards.
[OnTopic]I got caught by .. parents, sister, sister's friend, friends. Well the term caught was only good until I was about 16. Then I just said fuck it and watched porn openly. I like porn and no I'm not a freak. I want to look at naked wormen? I look at them .. whats wrong about it?
I'll tell you whats wrong. Paying for porn is wrong.
Thats all.
Oh yeah, I talk about porn/sex openly with my friends or anyone for that sake in my house. I don't over do it .. but if the topic involves it, I won't censor myself because my parents are there or anything. I'll stay respectfull, but I won't be shy about it just because my societies religion says it's wrong. It's not, we wouldn't have extra nerves there if we weren't supposed to enjoy it.[/OnTopic]
I'll tell you whats wrong. Paying for porn is wrong.
Thats all.
Oh yeah, I talk about porn/sex openly with my friends or anyone for that sake in my house. I don't over do it .. but if the topic involves it, I won't censor myself because my parents are there or anything. I'll stay respectfull, but I won't be shy about it just because my societies religion says it's wrong. It's not, we wouldn't have extra nerves there if we weren't supposed to enjoy it.[/OnTopic]
When I was younger (alot younger) and was still living at home with fater (mother had already passed away) ...we were in the down stair living room .....being intimate when what to my horror do I see but my 5 year old brother standing not 3 feet away
what are you doing sissy?
ummmm ....wrestling ? go up stairs and I will come get you an ice cream (hey best I could think up fast after all the blood was not in my brain at the time..
he never asked questions about or referenced that time (thank heavens)
Never took that chance again either lol
what are you doing sissy?
ummmm ....wrestling ? go up stairs and I will come get you an ice cream (hey best I could think up fast after all the blood was not in my brain at the time..
he never asked questions about or referenced that time (thank heavens)
Never took that chance again either lol
...or an orange...Anti-Basic said:
Never caught per se but tactfully ignored once by my wife whom I thought was asleep. She felt guilty and we had better than average sex for a couple weeks. Worked out well as far as I was concerened.
(hmmm it just now occured to me maybe she was pretending to be asleep?)