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Does size matter?
- Thread starter Kiwi
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PappaSmurf
Knight
DontdroptheSOAD said:
I just erect a land bridge
The question has never had a yes or no answer, only a "depends on the individuals involved".
It does depend heavily on how you do the work though...
[FONT=arial,helvetica]A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career
where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found a local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there is an error which needs adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
Then he added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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It does depend heavily on how you do the work though...
[FONT=arial,helvetica]A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career
where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found a local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there is an error which needs adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
Then he added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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Storm33229
Knight
...disgusting. It is funny though.
-Storm
-Storm
Storm33229
Knight
Anti-Basic said:you would love to be a gyno, wouldn't you?
What is a gyno? Don't make me look it up... lol...
-Storm