Does size matter?

[TMSTKSBK]

that thing has a long tongue O_O

(/stating of obvious)

 

[Malaperth]

Use a splint made of duct tape and tongue depressors or a stainless steel condom.

Or, in the everlasting words of Jessie "The Body" Ventura (SP?):

"Bunch of lollygagging faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."

(ok, so that's a non-sequitor, but I think it's funny as hell

 

[Lucid Nagual]

How Long is Enough?

Some are so long they drag in the dirt.

Long_One

 

[shrundowr]

Now, THIS is long...and funny..

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[Joeku]

Now, THIS is long...and funny..


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Hol-

*explodes*

 

[shrundowr]

Hol-

*explodes*

If those things have wet dreams, I may never drink a glass of water again...

 

[Storm33229]

This girl told me:

"It's not about length or size, it's how many times you get it to rise."

She lied.

-Storm

 

[shrundowr]

She lied.

-Storm

No she didnt. see, outkast is limited to chicks born AFTER world war II so of course they're looking for anyone who can get it up...

 

[Kiwi]

Well, that settles it.































I have a huge penis.

 

[Prozac]

.... You ALL need to get laid.

 

[shrundowr]

.... You ALL need to get laid.

With you? hardly.....

Ft. bragg, NC

I don't go for the military type

 

[Prozac]

"Total Posts: 1,425 (8.95 posts per day)"


/golfclap

 

[shrundowr]

"Total Posts: 1,425 (8.95 posts per day)"


/golfclap

Go Fuck Yourself. Stalker. And what the fuck is a Golf Clap?

 

[TheOutkastDev]

No she didnt. see, outkast is limited to chicks born AFTER world war II so of course they're looking for anyone who can get it up...

Not sure why you decided to flame me, but ok.

 

[shrundowr]

I was joking...sorry if you took it as a flame... I called you old inotherwords..

 

[Johabius]

It's not the size of the sailing vessel it's the motion of the ocean

 

[Mo Khan]

I think size DOES matter. I hate a girl with a huge vagina!

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[Maynza]

It's not the size of the sailing vessel it's the motion of the ocean

It's hard to get to europe in a rowboat.

 

[Mo Khan]

It's hard to get to europe in a rowboat.

Not really...with 3 good bottles of wine you could get to europe on an innertube

 

[Minth]

It's hard to get to europe in a rowboat.

LOL

HAHAHA BITCHES