Admin Vorspire said:English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first.
then how could I possibly have a second?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sn't+it?+You+don't+have+a+first."&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
that's why you're not refuting any of what i said, but rather attempting to take shots at my "inability" to speak english.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...,+good+taste,+and+decency.&btnG=Google+Search
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Admin Vorspire said:When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay?
if i were like 8, that'd probably be funny.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...ll+rattle+your+cage,+okay?&btnG=Google+Search
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Admin Vorspire said:You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance.
that's cute, too bad i've seen it a hundred times before.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...a+vast+amount+of+sheer+ignorance.&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...derful+thing+to+look+forward+to."&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
hey, you actually gave credit for this one, good job!
though it has nothing to do with any of what i've said.
Admin Vorspire said:What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read?
yay, more assumptions. if my purpose for posting here was to be "entertaining" or come off as "interesting", my participation in this thread would likely have been a lot more. i'm not trying to be profound, i just like to watch lisa squirm.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...rtaining+or+interesting+to+read?"&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character.
yeah because you know oh so much about me after my what, 4 posts?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...s+is+a+lousy+judge+of+character."&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are.
i'll take "what is the black X in the top right corner" for $500.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...sive+to+the+senses+than+you+are."&btnG=Search
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Admin Vorspire said:Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter
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Admin Vorspire said:if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo,
so many things wrong with this one. if "my" weren't so "fat"? you didn't even check what you were pasting, did you?
and how would you have any idea how "fat" i am?
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Admin Vorspire said:or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Who am I kidding?
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Admin Vorspire said:In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...ur+own+tongue+and+hurt+yourself."&btnG=Search
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one of 3 things happened here:
1) you used some generic complaint/insult generator because you lack the personality to form "witty" insults to begin with.
or
2) you copied and pasted all of that from some other page/forum because you lack the.. can you guess?
or
3) you actually took the time to collaborate random insults into paragraphs just so you could own me on some board i don't even give a shit about.
in any case, it's really kinda sad. most of what you pasted applies way more to you than it ever could to me.