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So... my brother shot me last weekend...
- Thread starter Ryan
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thats the goal
Pure Insanity
Sorceror
Use a pellet, they're a bit bigger and hurt more. Make sure the gun is co2.
Maybe get a friend with a paint ball gun to fire him up at the same time. =P
Maybe get a friend with a paint ball gun to fire him up at the same time. =P
Hammerhand
Knight
BB enema.... ouchies.. Friend of mine got shot in the ass years ago, light load from a shotgun.. loaded with rocksalt. I dont think he sat for a week.
ickyfloyd
Squire
haha wtf is wrong w/u guys!? U gotta hug that shit out ;]
Yes your brother should pay indeed... Put the shotgun on his credit card ^^Ronin Warrior
Sorceror
been there, brother shot me point blank with co2 propelled bb gun, lodged in my chest, still there to this day, i tagged him with a taser as payback, pictures of him pissing himself will last forever, just like this bb in my chest
a lawyer
Sorceror
Battery. Let's get him. Anyway, looks like your brother owned you 1v1.
I remember back in the day when paintball guns first got popular I told my friend to shoot me in the chest. Fucker "accidentally" shot me in the mouth from about 6 feet away. It tore both my lips wide open and the ball broke on my teeth. I didn't exact my revenge for a while... I just let the anger stew. Eventually I shot him in his junk point blank while he was sleeping. I still wonder if he can have kids.
I remember back in the day when paintball guns first got popular I told my friend to shoot me in the chest. Fucker "accidentally" shot me in the mouth from about 6 feet away. It tore both my lips wide open and the ball broke on my teeth. I didn't exact my revenge for a while... I just let the anger stew. Eventually I shot him in his junk point blank while he was sleeping. I still wonder if he can have kids.
Nottheking
Lord
IMO, that's better than chicken wings. But then again, I've got a stomach of iron, so sliders don't make me feel anything.No, just white castles
The advantage that being it's pictures, he'll have immortality on the Internet, but no one can so easily see your bb.
KHzspeed
Sorceror
better yet. here's what you should do.
1. get him to drink a bottle of Magnesium citrate, either spiked in Lemon-aid, or trick him to drink it straight.
2. wait a few hours for effects to start happening, before he runs off to the bathroom. add a generous helping of superglue to the toilet seat.
3. hilarity. as he's shitting his organs out, with his ass now glued to the toilet.
1. get him to drink a bottle of Magnesium citrate, either spiked in Lemon-aid, or trick him to drink it straight.
2. wait a few hours for effects to start happening, before he runs off to the bathroom. add a generous helping of superglue to the toilet seat.
3. hilarity. as he's shitting his organs out, with his ass now glued to the toilet.
Pure Insanity
Sorceror
Damn, you must have siblings. Lmao.
Instead of the super glue (that shit can seriously rip skin off), you could be mean and put saran wrap under the seat...So he'd still make of mess of himself. Make him clean it up too, of course.