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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating
 
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Radwen

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn, candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn, candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights; eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn, candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with it
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn, candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights; eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophicly
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos "Moo"
 
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Radwen

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo"
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they

Joeku, what is it with you and the word "moo"?! :p
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep

I just love it! :D
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in

Sounds like a kindergarten student wrote it, but itll do... :)
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass.
 
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