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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous

Lmao, ooohhh its on now bud! :p
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE

lol :)
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples

:p
 
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Camerous

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that
 
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Radwen

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart

Joeku, making it non-sensitcal is funny, but try and keep it gramatticly correct ;).
 
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WarAngel

Wanderer

One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively.
 
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Radwen

Wanderer

One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n
 
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WarAngel

Wanderer

One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n Rick
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n Rick rode
 
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WarAngel

Wanderer

One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n Rick rode hateful
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n Rick rode hateful bunnies
 
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zachseitz

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rock'n Rick rode hateful bunnies that
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo"
 
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Ilutzio

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" freneticly.


You "Moo" terrorist Joeku!
Ruining this perfectly make-alot-of-sense story with all that Moo bussiness. :(






;)
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" freneticly. Keyboards


Whoa, guess Camerous wont be finishing the story..anyone know what happened?
 
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WarAngel

Wanderer
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" freneticly. Keyboards suck.

Read the bird flu topic.
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" frenetically. Keyboards suck. Joeku
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" frenetically. Keyboards suck. Joeku thinks
 
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Joeku

Lord
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" frenetically. Keyboards suck. Joeku thinks frequently.
 
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BeneathTheStars

Sorceror
One day at the Britian Graveyard, I was eating eggs, but my dog barked: "HOLY MARY IS A VIRGIN!"

Frank licked his hairy apple with his leg, and suddenly started masturbating his other llama, but it was female, so the explosion exploded.
Then, explosions went "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM" as a McGyver invention destroyed TMSTKSBK's llama, because beef juice tastes slightly better when under cover.

So fabulous kings started carcass swinging nymph's biceps; grinding teeth before they realize that fucking llamas is amazingly grammatically-correct, articulate, retarded and gay.

Urine smells.
Mother of a pineapple skinned my head and raped nothing. She flew away.
Once, twice, thrice she ate you. Then priests touched many parts of little monkeys which quivered!

When the smoke giggled, it touched superman's balls. He ejaculated blood on you and died. The kite slashed my PK and disintegrated into the spellbook.

Nasty chunks of Frank Corleone Streigelbürgen, Saint Bedeveré, Master Yoda's right lightsaber's holder's lightsaber's.

"WTF?", said Santa. "Where Schwarzenegger?"
Trogdor Man asked Santa: "Why Rudolph's pecker glows?"
"Eat my northbridge-grown octupus bladders!!!", replied Mrs. Joeku, the beloved clown.

Brotherhoods "Moo" loudly and "Moo" again "Moo" heartbreaking. Panda porn candy rocket and Gorilla flashlights, eaten slowly while hyperventilating with opium, it feels that much better!

Philosophically rampaging rhinos, "Moo" was "Moo", they sleep in BeneathTheStars' ass. Camerous' HUGE nipples, that fart distinctively. Rockin' Rick rode hateful bunnies that "Moo" frenetically. Keyboards suck. Joeku thinks frequently. Charon
 
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