A Story From All

[Lord Nemesis]

*Shoots thread in the head and puts it out of its misery.*

 

[sicron]

*picks up gun and fires a few more rounds into it for good measure*
*looks forward to a new one*

 

[Alis]

Accidently the guns fired on his foot he shout shi.! shi.! then ..

 

[sicron]

as he began applying bandages he thought "wouldnt it just be easier to cast gh or drink a pot" but then remembered it was rl so he hobbled over to the phone to call 911...

 

[TMSTKSBK]

"911...how may I help you."

AIEE! It's the Terminator!

 

[sicron]

So hanging up the phone I returned back to bandaging, *makes mental note to hack skynet* After I finished bandaging I looked at the gun to see what happened to make it misfire when I notice a note taped to the gun from tms "Stop using words that end in Y you bastard" the note read. So now I decide to ...

 

[TMSTKSBK]

hunt down the anti-y-word killar!

 

[sicron]

So I start posting nothing but words that end in Y to draw him out...however it seems that hes hiding behind a dozen proxys. Hmm maybe if I...

 

[Alis]

Cast "Rel Wes' he might be unhided thoe while that a lightning fell in front of him then ...

 

[sicron]

instead teams up with alis to devise a simple plan. Alis will tell tm how much she wants to meet him irl and setup a place to meet. I will then hide in the bushes and

 

[TMSTKSBK]

I will sneak up behind in the invisibility cloak of doom and stabbage you!!!

...in the leg.

 

[sicron]

*removes dagger from leg*
*decides best mode of operation is to just continue using words that end in Y*
goes off to...

 

[TMSTKSBK]

...annoy me yet more quickly using y's...................................


(but I got the girl ) *evil laugh*

 

[sicron]

*ponders wheter or not to let tm know that alis was actually born Alvin, but decided later in life to become alis and foud a VERY GOOD surgeon to make the conversion*

 

[Alis]

*heyyy let met out of the disscussion hehe *

 

[TMSTKSBK]

hey man, if the surgeon's THAT good...well...that's pretty durn good.

However, TM has suddenly disappeared with a BANG, leaving Alis somewhat bewildered, and on the top of Kong Tower...
(you didn't think I'd actually DO anything? Leave that to the perverse people on here )

 

[TMSTKSBK]

suddenly...it starts raining pocky.

 

[sicron]

pocky?!?!?
anyway...
*rescues alis from the tower and finds out from her that the whole alvin thing was just a cover story to scare off tm and all the other pervs*

 

[TMSTKSBK]

TM reappears with a BANG, takes Alis (having been listening the entire time), and then disappears again with a BANG.

 

[sicron]

*tracks tm down by following the crumbs from his tomato sandwich...rescues alis... AGAIN*
*wonders what it will take to get a new story going*