Corrupt a wish forum game!

[A_Li_N]

Granted, but numbers and math have been abolished

I wish I was Freya's sex slave.

Granted, but s/he only orders you to stand in a corner and doesn't touch you, or even look at you.

I wish I had unlimited knowledge.

 

[shrundowr]

Granted, but s/he only orders you to stand in a corner and doesn't touch you, or even look at you.

I wish I had unlimited knowledge.

Granted but having said knowledge means constant empathy (The giver, anyone?)

I wish I could come up with a better reason why unlimited knowledge would be a bad thing.

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted but having said knowledge means constant empathy (The giver, anyone?)

I wish I could come up with a better reason why unlimited knowledge would be a bad thing.

Granted, but you can't express it on the forums.

I wish Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop.

 

[shrundowr]

Granted, but you can't express it on the forums.

I wish Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop. Time becomes a Loop.

Granted but the loop is only 4 minutes long.

I wish I had broadband.

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted but the loop is only 4 minutes long.

I wish I had broadband.

Granted, but it turns out that there's too much corruption in the line, causing you to still be slower than dial-up.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[shrundowr]

Granted, but it turns out that there's too much corruption in the line, causing you to still be slower than dial-up.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Granted, but I dont know what that means, and since I'm god, I dissallow words I dont know, making its meaning null.

I wish I could finish replying to the other topics in this forum.

 

[Killamus]

Granted, but your fingers are now dissoloved.

I wish I didn't like pointy objects.

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted, but your fingers are now dissoloved.

I wish I didn't like pointy objects.

Granted, but that dislike only lasted 1/50th of a second.

I wish I knew why.

 

[Killamus]

Granted, but you immedatly forget why.

I wish I liked pointy obects for the rest of my life which is 70 years.

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted, but you immedatly forget why.

I wish I liked pointy obects for the rest of my life which is 70 years.

Granted, but you only like objects that make points; and since they can't express those points, due to not having a voice or fingers to type, they are pretty boring to look at, cauing your like to fade towards 0 as time goes by.

I wish I had a better PC.

 

[Killamus]

Granted, but I planted a moltov coctail in it.

I wish A_li_N would stop being so wittily stupid..

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted, but I planted a moltov coctail in it.

I wish A_li_N would stop being so wittily stupid..

Granted, but only because he has to leave for some errands and work. He'll be back.

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[Killamus]

Granted, but you become a bum living on the street and get shot, but live with the agony not being able to get medical attention.


I wish I had a wish.

 

[shrundowr]

Granted, but only because he has to leave for some errands and work. He'll be back.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, but you cant do anything fun either.

I wish I had more of a life than to play forum games..

 

[A_Li_N]

Granted, but you become a bum living on the street and get shot, but live with the agony not being able to get medical attention.


I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but that wish is to have nothing at all.

I wish.

 

[BeneathTheStars]

Granted, but i get to decide what it is.

I wish i had a better car.

(glad you all are enjoying the game.)

 

[Storm33229]

But you can't drive it.

I wish I had erectile disfunction.

 

[shrundowr]

But you can't drive it.

I wish I had erectile disfunction.

Granted, but only affects you when there's a HOT girl around.

I wish you would try and use reverse psychology again.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted, but that will only happen when you know what those big words mena.

I wish I knew what those big words meant.

 

[shrundowr]

Granted, but that will only happen when you know what those big words mena.

I wish I knew what those big words meant.

Granted, but everyone will stop using big words cause an idiot like you knows them.

I wish I knew what your mother did last summer.