Corrupt a wish forum game!

[A_Li_N]

Granted but you'll only get them after you finish the cake....

I wish I was nailing Meg Ryan.....

Granted, but she steals the hammer before you get to swing it.

I wish Firefly would have more seasons.

 

[RunUO2874]

I wish I was nailing Meg Ryan.....

In Russia, Ryan nailing Meg.

I wish I had a slave that did homework for me.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted but he did it all wrong

I wish I had a cat

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but he did it all wrong

I wish I had a cat

Granted, but hes as evil as my cat.

I wish you had my cat.

 

[PappaSmurf]

In Russia, Ryan nailing Meg.

I wish I had a slave that did homework for me.

Granted but they have never been to the class and get all the answers wrong.


I wish I got paid $30/hr.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted but I gave it back.

I wish I had a dog

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but they have never been to the class and get all the answers wrong.


I wish I got paid $30/hr.

Granted, but its to bang your head against a giant gong.

I wish Twice assimilates Thrice.

 

[PappaSmurf]

Granted, but hes as evil as my cat.

I wish you had my cat.

Granted but they sold it to the Chinese couple next door.

I wish I could count to 20

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but I gave it back.

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but its killed by your cat.

I wish I had a dragon.

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but they sold it to the Chinese couple next door.

I wish I could count to 20

Granted, but you have to start from 19.

I wish I knew what 0/0 is.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted but its only 2 inches long

I wish you had a 'dragon' enhancing pill.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted, but you have to start from 19.

I wish I knew what 0/0 is.

Granted but 1 second later you forgot.

I wish you would die.

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but its only 2 inches long

I wish you had a 'dragon' enhancing pill.

Granted, all the better to satisfy your (mother/sister/significant other).

I wish I had a slave that was educated in all things, completely capable, competant, and massively intelligent to do my homework for me.

 

[PappaSmurf]

Granted but 1 second later you forgot.

I wish you would die.

Granted but they get reincarnated as your child


I wish I was the pope

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but 1 second later you forgot.

I wish you would die.

Granted, but.. err.. *cough* *choak* Egh. H.. elp.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted, all the better to satisfy your (mother/sister/significant other).

I wish I had a slave that was educated in all things, completely capable, competant, and massively intelligent to do my homework for me.

Granted but he died 1 minute after you got him.

I wish you would stop smoking.

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but he died 1 minute after you got him.

I wish you would stop smoking.

Granted, but now aliens have invaded the planet and have enslaved the entire human race.

I wish I enjoyed playing World of Warcraft.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted but soon afterwards all WoW servers were bombed by the invading aliens.

I wish I could High-Five the aliens for killing WoW

 

[RunUO2874]

Granted but soon afterwards all WoW servers were bombed by the invading aliens.

I wish I could High-Five the aliens for killing WoW

You could, but you're stuck in a zoo, and nobody will believe you're not a hedgehog.

I wish I could lick my eye.

 

[Storm33229]

Granted... but I just super glued them together.

I wish that I had a brain.