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Corrupt a wish forum game!

PappaSmurf

Knight
Storm33229 said:
Granted, but the tape fell into the pool.

I wish that I hadn't just made that joke abt my dead mother rofl.

-Storm


Granted but it will have to wait to come true the day I become a Mod


I wish I owned the Patent to Viagra....
 

A_Li_N

Knight
PappaSmurf said:
Granted but it will have to wait to come true the day I become a Mod


I wish I owned the Patent to Viagra....
Granted, but you have to use it even to masterbate.

I wish my knees would stop hurting.
 

PappaSmurf

Knight
A_Li_N said:
Granted, but you have to use it even to masterbate.

I wish my knees would stop hurting.


Granted ...I lost my erection.... (sorry it was too good to pass up no offence ment)


I wish I was a world famous sword smith
 

PappaSmurf

Knight
Lord Kaza said:
Granted, but it needs 5000 dollars in repairs

I wish I wish I was a fish

Granted but your on the Menu at Long John Silver's and Radwen is next in line to order.


I wish I was a bear so I could shit in the woods
 

Radwen

Wanderer
granted, but you are transformed on land so you choke and die.

I wish that Isneeze so loud the universe implodes.
 

PappaSmurf

Knight
Radwen said:
granted, but you are transformed on land so you choke and die.

I wish that Isneeze so loud the universe implodes.

Granted but you live in a sound proof box.

I wish I could manipulate all matter to my likeing at will.
 

RunUO2874

Wanderer
Radwen said:
granted, but you are transformed on land so you choke and die.

I wish that Isneeze so loud the universe implodes.

Granted, but you die too quickly to enjoy it.

I wish that I could control time, the universe, and everything.
 

RunUO2874

Wanderer
PappaSmurf said:
Granted but you live in a sound proof box.

I wish I could manipulate all matter to my likeing at will.

Granted, but when you sleep, monsters infest your dreams and become real, then consume you.

I still wish that I could control time, the universe, and everything.
 

A_Li_N

Knight
RunUO2874 said:
Granted, but you die too quickly to enjoy it.

I wish that I could control time, the universe, and everything.
Granted, but YOU die too soon to enjoy it.

I wish this thread would have no more posts, ever.
 

PappaSmurf

Knight
A_Li_N said:
Granted, but YOU die too soon to enjoy it.

I wish this thread would have no more posts, ever.


Granted once a Mod Locks or deletes it....


I wish I had a cherry Cheesecake
 

RunUO2874

Wanderer
PappaSmurf said:
I wish I had a cherry Cheesecake

Granted, but the cheesecake is so large and so absolutely disgustingly good, that you will eat it for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could help you eat it.
 

A_Li_N

Knight
Storm33229 said:
Granted but I just took a shit on it.

I wish I had toilet papers.
Granted, but it comes from your Paper toilets.

I wish I had unlimited space on my computer.
 
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