I spoke with god...

[DraconisDesBois]

I spoke with god...

I spoke with god.

He said that -

"If you die, you have proved"

As i left

He said that -

"If you live, you can say that you have spoken to the Lord"

Then i woke up in the emergency room, from a stroke.

 

[Fresshness]

lol, are you LRH reincarnate ?

 

[DraconisDesBois]

True Story.

What do u mean?

 

[Maynza]

I called god on his cell and told him to strike me down, it was his voicemail :/

 

[bzk90]

smite me o mighty smiter

 

[Storm33229]

I talked to god once:

God: You are dumb.
[/conversation]

-Storm

 

[theformat]

I called god on his cell and told him to strike me down, it was his voicemail :/

god doesnt need voicemail! hes got caller id

 

[PappaSmurf]

Did he look like this?

 

[Tru]

Couldnt have been a bad stroke...you appear to still type well.

Next time you see "God" ask him why he'd give a 25 year old (if thats your real age) a stroke...theres compassion!

 

[theformat]

i spaketh unto then and he spaketh back saying
what ye see is what ye get and i sayest unto thee
but i ordered this without lettuce
and he sayeth back unto thee
pick them off lazy

 

[bzk90]

I wonder why "God" only speaks to christians...

 

[PappaSmurf]

I wonder why "God" only speaks to christians...

Good point if he was all about promoting himself and proving to the "unbeleivers" then it would make since for him to speak to others too.

 

[Kirin-Man]

Bleh.
Never had a strong belief in any religion .... ever ....

I think I posted a pic about being an anti-christ on here ....

 

[bzk90]

All organized religions are bad.

*note*
Many eastern "religions" such as buddhism and shintoism are ways of life and not actually religions.

The truest of truths are the truths found through ones "self"

Interpretation:
The only truth you will ever find is the truth you find without the aid of others.

 

[DraconisDesBois]

I don't beleive in any religion. Still dont.

I said i spoke, not seen.

Do i beleive it?

No, but what was it?

My stroke was drug related. Caused by medications.

 

[PappaSmurf]

I don't beleive in any religion. Still dont.

I said i spoke, not seen.

Do i beleive it?

No, but what was it?

My stroke was drug related. Caused by medications.

Key words here Drug Related

Me thinks what ever you were taking had you wacked outta your gourd and you were hearing things......

 

[Storm33229]

Born Again Christianity along with just Christianity itself is more of a western side of the glove than most others. Yet the other side is covered with "pagan" religions. I'd like to point out, pagan came first.

-Storm

 

[Joeku]

I'm not even going to start...

 

[Slayer706]

*Opens up a bag of popcorn.*

Another thread on religion. I wonder how long it will take to turn into Flame Fest 2006.

Place bets now!

 

[Mideon]

Ahh this one learns fast, he must be a diciple of "How to Start a Flame War"

(Check my sig btw, its one of the greatest posts there is lol)