WHOAH what's wrong with this picture?!

[Johabius]

Kudos to Joeku!
Huzzah!

 

[Joeku]

Thank you, my royal subject!

You may proceed to deliver me an ice-cold Pepsi Cola out of your devoted love.

 

[Rhexis]

Go find out my real last name. Not that its much of a challenge. Havent used Wing officially since I was 3yrs old. ;p

Stalker!

 

[Joeku]

if( Sky.Color == Color.Blue )
{
      Joeku.OverlyDevoted = true;
      Joeku.Stalker = false;
}

 

[Rhexis]

I am far too easily amused.

 

[Joeku]

Rhexis

• Real name: Lacey Wing
• Age: 21
• Nationality: American (Irish, Indian (native ;p) & Polish blood)
• Weight: 115lbs last I checked
• Height: 5'3"
• Childhood hero: I dunno. ;o
• Nowday hero: My boyfriend, for... JOEKU
• Birthday: April 17th, 1985.

***EDIT***

Nonsense, this is too much fun.

P.S. if you want me to remove this post, I will, but it's all just info. that I've seen on these forums.

Addition!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/shifting_illusion

• Marital Status: UNMARRIED
• Sex: Female
• Real Name: Rhexis

The intarweb does not lie...

 

[Rhexis]

It does lie if I dont update my yahoo profiles.

Yahoo is crap anyway. I get hit on my scary older men from India.

 

[Joeku]

I get hit on my scary older men from India.

*looks around nervously*

 

[Rhexis]

Well, you havent said you'll buy me a plane ticket and smooth things over with my mother after (this was when I was 16). So you're not scary yet.

 

[Joeku]

Well, my grandpa was 5 years older than my grandma, so who says that this can't work out?

I'll buy a plane ticket, but I'm not willing to "smooth things out" with your mother

 

[Rhexis]

Went to check my logs for amusing quotes. Theres roughly 50 of strangers on yahoo hitting on me. Which is why Im rarely on yahoo these days.

[07:13] faheemblue2003: hi
[07:13] kali_ko_2000: Hello
[07:14] faheemblue2003: i want to talk with prety girl like u
[07:14] faheemblue2003: what do u say?do u want?
[07:14] kali_ko_2000: I have a boyfriend
[07:15] faheemblue2003: ok and i didnot say that i want to be
[07:15] faheemblue2003: only talking
[07:15] kali_ko_2000: About what?
[07:15] faheemblue2003: any thing u want it
[07:16] faheemblue2003: only i want talk with prety girl
[07:16] faheemblue2003: what??
[07:16] kali_ko_2000: Hm?
[07:17] faheemblue2003: make decision plz
[07:17] kali_ko_2000: If I were ugly, would you still want to talk with me?
[07:17] faheemblue2003: what ugly???
[07:17] faheemblue2003: === not prety?
[07:17] kali_ko_2000: Yes
[07:17] faheemblue2003: u want the truth
[07:17] kali_ko_2000: Sure
[07:18] faheemblue2003: yes
[07:18] kali_ko_2000: Do you play games online
[07:18] faheemblue2003: i didnt try it befor
[07:18] faheemblue2003: but if u want i will

 

[Joeku]

Okay I don't/never would do that... lol.

 

[Rhexis]

Thats because you arent a scary old man.

 

[Joeku]

I'm a cute, young man! marryme

 

[Rhexis]

And we're back to the fact you're jail bait. And I already have one of those things called a boyfriend.

 

[Joeku]

1. Parental consent.
2. Guns.

Problems solved!

 

[Rhexis]

Nurr. No shooting of Thomas. Or any other form of bodily harm.

-Gnaws on your soul-

 

[Joeku]

But he will go to heaven! It's a better place! (Unless you're on Earth, then Earth is a better place!)

 

[Rhexis]

-Ponders showing him this thread-

Though his last jaunt on the runuo forums wasnt pleasent. Inquired about runuo on linux (for my shard on one of his xboxes), needless to say it didnt go over well at the time.

edit- or maybe it was all his friends who could host me run linux. Same difference.

 

[Joeku]

Lol...

Tell him that Joeku said that he's a really lucky guy