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Got bored.

Johabius

Johabius

Knight
WarAngel;634107 said:
Weigh your options. Are you ready for any evil plots she might think up in revenge?
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I have the whole "feel sorry for me because I had surgery" angle working for me, so I'm not too worried about revenge, unless of course, she saves it up for later.

IHaveRegistered;634108 said:
:confused: Are you gonna do what I think you're gonna do?
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That depends. Were you thinking of something involving skittles?
 
Johabius

Johabius

Knight
IHaveRegistered;634115 said:
Can you tell me how ya did that one? I'm very curious... :rolleyes:
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See, I'm so manly, I ate my DVD porn collection and washed it down with cherry coke and cheetos...gave me heartburn:p
 
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Bleach

Knight
WarAngel;634123 said:
You're apparently well enough to shove something up her nose while she's sleeping. She may see through this guise. I certainly hope you are careful sir. This is a life or death decision.
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As if you'd know anything about women.
 
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M0nk3y

Wanderer
Johabius;634101 said:
Hehehe my wife fell asleep in the chair...perhaps I should sneak over there and stick something in her nose:D
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HAHA do like i do and just lay it under her nose and slowly hump her face till she wakes up. You will love the look on her face when she does. You have to be quick though sometimes they try to bite. Or you could just TeeBag her.
 
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Joeku

Lord
Johabius;634125 said:
See, I'm so manly, I ate my DVD porn collection and washed it down with cherry coke and cheetos...gave me heartburn:p
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Then did you masturbate using your own blood as lubricant?
 
Johabius

Johabius

Knight
This just in:
I decided against the penetration of her nose with foreign objects and elected instead to tickle her feet. She growled at me, and went back to sleep:cool:
 
IHaveRegistered

IHaveRegistered

Knight
Johabius;634125 said:
See, I'm so manly, I ate my DVD porn collection and washed it down with cherry coke and cheetos...gave me heartburn:p
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Oh snap, didn't even melt it or anything? I bet DVD's would taste good on pasta... I like pasta... Pasta is good... Do you like pasta? Pasta is what makes life worth while. For the food part of life anyway. Pasta is just SO good! I love it! I want pasta... But then that'd be 4 times of me eating pasta today... hmm...
 
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Joeku

Lord
Johabius;634135 said:
This just in:
I decided against the penetration of her nose with foreign objects and elected instead to tickle her feet. She growled at me, and went back to sleep:cool:
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Shoot skeet on them next time. And roar while you're doing it.
 
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M0nk3y

Wanderer
Johabius;634135 said:
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I decided against the penetration of her nose with foreign objects and elected instead to tickle her feet. She growled at me, and went back to sleep:cool:
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You should of went with the TeeBagging. Much funnier.
 
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M0nk3y

Wanderer
IHaveRegistered;634143 said:
... His balls would have been bitten off :confused:
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thats why you have to train your with draw skill. Mines at 97.4. Dont worry teeth marks go away after a few hours.
 
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