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If you could.... (Serious posters only, please)

Would you?

  • Yes

    Votes: 12 33.3%

  • No

    Votes: 11 30.6%

  • Are you fsking stupid?

    Votes: 13 36.1%
  • Total voters
    36
HellRazor

HellRazor

Knight
All this talk of masterbation and penis' is starting to get me strangely aroused.

Where's all the women at when ya need em?
 
R

Radwen

Wanderer
I wonder whats the chance of getting laid if you dress nicely and go to a shopping center and yell : I want to have sex, someone help me.
 
HellRazor

HellRazor

Knight
Radwen;648870 said:
I've seen hot volunteers. Never tried in a shopping mall though :rolleyes: . It works at parties though ..
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You just THINK it does because you're drunk at those parties.

In reality all you're doing is yelling, "HOO WANTSHTA HAFF SEX WIT ME?", pulling your pants down in the middle of the party, stumbling home, and masterbating yourself to sleep.

That's why in the morning all the girls are gone.
 
M

mordero

Knight
HellRazor;648950 said:
You just THINK it does because you're drunk at those parties.

In reality all you're doing is yelling, "HOO WANTSHTA HAFF SEX WIT ME?", pulling your pants down in the middle of the party, stumbling home, and masterbating yourself to sleep.

That's why in the morning all the girls are gone.
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Dangit, I have to spread karma around before giving it to you again
 
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