Lol

[Hammerhand]

Aawww... did little Joeku finally get to come out and play with someone else for a change? j/k Congrats on the virginity loss.

 

[Rosetta]

Joeku just lost his v-card last night to a 19-year-old lingerie model. For two hours straight.

Will post pics when I get them (too busy having fun atm)

I have a hard time believing any first timers pulling two hours...
Otherwise Congrats!

 

[shrundowr]

I'm sure he was counting the begging and pleading and plying her with alcohol before the actual deed in that figure.

 

[Hammerhand]

Oh wait.. Sorry Joeku... you said V-card..... I saw the V and thought Virginity... my bad.

 

[Seven]

Dont worry man. After 1½ years thing start to cool down that you need to beg like hell to get fucked once a month. And thats a hella lot of begging there.

>.> <.<
I hate begging. I'm lucky if I get any, he usually goes off to look at porn.
So then I go and do the same thing, but then he gets pissed. o.0 wtf
(Been together for about 1½)

Sometimes I wonder if I need a knight in shinning armor to come and get me... *cough* *cough* *cough*

 

[shrundowr]

I'll be your knight in rusty armor, if you know what I mean.

 

[Seven]

Do you at least have a strong white stalion?

 

[TheOutkastDev]

What happened to your christian morals you hypocrite?

 

[shrundowr]

Obviously the evil secular internet corrupted him.

 

[Radwen]

I'm sure he was counting the begging and pleading and plying her with alcohol before the actual deed in that figure.

Lol, you're just making yourself look more pathetic than him tbchewy.

As said above, God 2.0 RC4 came out. You know, adapting the word of God so it can fit with whatever sins that are now socially considered acceptable.

 

[shrundowr]

Lol, you're just making yourself look more pathetic than him tbchewy.

What are you talking about? I am more pathetic than he is.

 

[Seven]

lol. congrats?
Though... I'm not going to talk about myself and how I love the pen15. Yes, I know how much you want me to...

btw, I'm currently watching "Another Gay Movie" & then going to try and get the sequel.

 

[Hammerhand]

I'm probably going to hell. Oh well.

Joeku.TimesLaid += 3;

This isnt a lifetime total, is it?

 

[Radwen]

This isnt a lifetime total, is it?

He just lost his virginity lol.
He's also 12 years old.

Another gay movie was quite funny if I remember right.

 

[skull77]

I call BS on this thread for 2 reasons:

1) He seems to be posting about it while implying she is still there. "Will post pics when I get them (too busy having fun atm)". Who the fuck goes on the internet while there is a naked lingerie model laying in their bed? Also, pictures take all of 2 minutes to upload to the internet. If he has time to post this message, he has time to upload pictures.

2) He said he went at it for 2 hours. Most virgins only last 5-15 minutes, and when a lingerie model is involved, that number goes down significantly.

 

[Tumeski]

I dont know should we post about our experiences cause this is Joeku's good times. Anyway. I can say without any shame that when i lost my virginity i didn't even get decent boner first cause i came a bit before our intercourse. Of course i was a bit shamed first, but we just used some time talking, kissing etc.. and after that we had nice 10-15 minutes good times....

Anyway i still think that going for 2 hours without cumming once... You just get all your muscles tired and it hurts like he--. Foreplay for at least 30mins and then 10-20 minutes of fun is the best. Well thats only my opinion... Plus girls like foreplays, its a nice way to show some gratitude plus i love giving head

Now if this was a bit too hard text for youngsters, im sorry :<

 

[Seven]

I dont know should we post about our experiences cause this is Joeku's good times. Anyway. I can say without any shame that when i lost my virginity i didn't even get decent boner first cause i came a bit before our intercourse. Of course i was a bit shamed first, but we just used some time talking, kissing etc.. and after that we had nice 10-15 minutes good times....

Anyway i still think that going for 2 hours without cumming once... You just get all your muscles tired and it hurts like he--. Foreplay for at least 30mins and then 10-20 minutes of fun is the best. Well thats only my opinion... Plus girls like foreplays, its a nice way to show some gratitude plus i love giving head

Now if this was a bit too hard text for youngsters, im sorry :<

I <3 foreplay, except my bf doesn't believe in it. :/ Hes all about busting a nut.

 

[Tumeski]

I <3 foreplay, except my bf doesn't believe in it. :/ Hes all about busting a nut.

basic men. Everyone need to find their own kind of fun in foreplay

 

[Tumeski]

Uh no she wasn't there lol. I meant that while I'm with her I'm not exactly taking the time to take pictures.
And yeah I think the medication I'm on (Prozac) is fucking with me so I'm having some... trouble >_> still haven't come after having sex for four times. It's really frustrating.

HOLY I cant even imagine........ Even after 2 hours you didnt cum thats not fun.

 

[Hammerhand]

And yeah I think the medication I'm on (Prozac) is fucking with me so I'm having some... trouble >_> still haven't come after having sex for four times. It's really frustrating.

Anyone wanna place bets as to how long its gonna be before his nutz explode?

Seriously, I hope you get some relief soon. I know just how uncomfortable that can get (2 EX wives).