Peoharen
Sorceror
Actually the first pirates were gay.
The reason why the first pirates were gay is pretty understandable if one were to look back in history.
And ignore it to bullshit a reason why...
The first pirates were retired ninjas, which in their free time they sent pigeons around the world. Once they learned Japan account for less than 1% of the earth's land they figured they are not the greatest force the world has seen. Instead they are the Goth dropouts no one cares about. Anyway, they created a ship and sailed around looting and killing, creating the very first documented cases of piracy.
The gayness of those pirates stems from the lack of females on the boat, but mostly just because ninjas are gay. In one document I discovered the main deck was used for orgies, the shitty mess left over afterwards lead to the name of "poopdeck". Kind of nasty when you think about it, really. Hence, the first generation of pirates was both retired ninjas and gay. A bad mark on a pirate’s history sure, but one I have learned to accept.
The pirates that came afterwards learned out to visit ports and use nonhuman holes while on the ship. Thus, the hole in a barrel became known as the "bunghole". It serves as a reminder and even has a saying attached to it, "Screwing a barrel's bunghole will keep you form screwing your friend's butt hole.".
The reason why the first pirates were gay is pretty understandable if one were to look back in history.
And ignore it to bullshit a reason why...
The first pirates were retired ninjas, which in their free time they sent pigeons around the world. Once they learned Japan account for less than 1% of the earth's land they figured they are not the greatest force the world has seen. Instead they are the Goth dropouts no one cares about. Anyway, they created a ship and sailed around looting and killing, creating the very first documented cases of piracy.
The gayness of those pirates stems from the lack of females on the boat, but mostly just because ninjas are gay. In one document I discovered the main deck was used for orgies, the shitty mess left over afterwards lead to the name of "poopdeck". Kind of nasty when you think about it, really. Hence, the first generation of pirates was both retired ninjas and gay. A bad mark on a pirate’s history sure, but one I have learned to accept.
The pirates that came afterwards learned out to visit ports and use nonhuman holes while on the ship. Thus, the hole in a barrel became known as the "bunghole". It serves as a reminder and even has a saying attached to it, "Screwing a barrel's bunghole will keep you form screwing your friend's butt hole.".
