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Vhaldir
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Kiss my a$$ i'm not doing this to raise my post count.. and half of those weren't even in this thread. I'm doing this to get to know people and get a bit of humor going to help lighten peoples' days. If you don't like it, don't read it. If the devs don't like it, they can delete it. Until then, stfu and quite yer gripin'. I'm just trying to have fun here like everyone else..
Perhaps the reason I have so many posts is because I sit on here all day at work when I've nothing to do.. perhaps you should put a bit more thought into your flames BEFORE you post them.
And.. FYI
..At the time of this post, I have 26 posts (27 including this one) in this thread.
Perhaps the reason I have so many posts is because I sit on here all day at work when I've nothing to do.. perhaps you should put a bit more thought into your flames BEFORE you post them.
And.. FYI
..At the time of this post, I have 26 posts (27 including this one) in this thread.
They made this water coolor thread just for the fact of sitting here and talking with other RunUO junkies having fun and taking a break from messing with scripts all the time. You were perfectly justified there, anyways, lemme see if I can dig some more stuff up if you want it.
Just a joke, not meant to be offensive, if you find it that way, well you took it WRONG 
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C): American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the
heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over.
The Conucks win the Stanley Cup.
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C): American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): New York City landlords finally turn on the
heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over.
The Conucks win the Stanley Cup.
This happened in a little town in Newfoundland, and even though it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling, and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop.
The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the
door-and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and
saw a curve coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his
life.
He had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve,
a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time
the car was approaching a curve.
Finally, although terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump
out of the spooky car.
Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm all the way to the
nearest town.
Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale, visibly
shaken guy, walked into a nearby bar and asked for two shots of
Screech.
Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in the
bar about the horrible experience he just went through with the spooky car
with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept appearing.
Everyone in the bar listened in silence and became frightened,
listening
to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they realized the guy was
telling the truth because he was crying and he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar and one
said to the other "Look, me son, there's the jerk who got into the car while
we were pushing it!"
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling, and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop.
The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the
door-and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and
saw a curve coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his
life.
He had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve,
a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time
the car was approaching a curve.
Finally, although terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump
out of the spooky car.
Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm all the way to the
nearest town.
Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale, visibly
shaken guy, walked into a nearby bar and asked for two shots of
Screech.
Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in the
bar about the horrible experience he just went through with the spooky car
with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept appearing.
Everyone in the bar listened in silence and became frightened,
listening
to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they realized the guy was
telling the truth because he was crying and he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar and one
said to the other "Look, me son, there's the jerk who got into the car while
we were pushing it!"
hope so, Don't wanna b posting them here for nothing 
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,comes a true
story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the
evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as
a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry
night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes
as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
car park and started to drive slowly down ! the road. The police officer,
having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car,
put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police
station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it,"
said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,comes a true
story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the
evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to
find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as
a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he
started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry
night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes
as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
car park and started to drive slowly down ! the road. The police officer,
having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car,
put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded,
the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police
station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it,"
said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, note from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent centuries, but you make a good point, my son”. So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, father?” In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word is celebrate, not celibate!”
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, note from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent centuries, but you make a good point, my son”. So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, “What’s wrong, father?” In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, “The word is celebrate, not celibate!”
In Italy, a man went to a priest and confessed. "Forgive me, Father,"
he said, sobbing. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," the priest replied, "that's not a sin."
"But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent."
"That wasn't very nice," the priest said, "but you put yourself at risk."
"Oh, thank you, Father." the man said. "But I have one more question."
"What is it?"
"Do you think I have to tell him the war is over...?"
he said, sobbing. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," the priest replied, "that's not a sin."
"But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent."
"That wasn't very nice," the priest said, "but you put yourself at risk."
"Oh, thank you, Father." the man said. "But I have one more question."
"What is it?"
"Do you think I have to tell him the war is over...?"
50 REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY
1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. The garage is all yours.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6. You couldn't care less if someone notices your new haircut.
7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
8. Same work -- more pay.
9. Wrinkles add character.
10. Wedding dress = $2,000; tux rental = $100.
11. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
12. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
13. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
14. One mood, ALL the time.
15. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
16. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
17. You can open all your own jars.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. Baywatch.
20. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
21. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
22. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
23. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
24. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
25. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
26. Flowers fix everything.
27. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
28. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
29. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in minutes.
30. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
31. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
32. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
33. A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
34. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
35. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
36. You can kill your own food.
37. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too "skeevy."
38. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
39. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
40. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. (Unless you smash them into the boards.)
41. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
42. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
43. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
44. You never have to clean a toilet.
45. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
46. Gray hair and wrinkles only add to your character.
47. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
48. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
49. If you are 36 and single, nobody notices.
50. There's always a game on somewhere.
1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. The garage is all yours.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6. You couldn't care less if someone notices your new haircut.
7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
8. Same work -- more pay.
9. Wrinkles add character.
10. Wedding dress = $2,000; tux rental = $100.
11. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
12. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
13. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
14. One mood, ALL the time.
15. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
16. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
17. You can open all your own jars.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. Baywatch.
20. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
21. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
22. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
23. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
24. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
25. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
26. Flowers fix everything.
27. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
28. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
29. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in minutes.
30. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
31. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
32. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
33. A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
34. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
35. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
36. You can kill your own food.
37. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too "skeevy."
38. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
39. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
40. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. (Unless you smash them into the boards.)
41. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
42. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
43. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
44. You never have to clean a toilet.
45. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
46. Gray hair and wrinkles only add to your character.
47. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
48. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
49. If you are 36 and single, nobody notices.
50. There's always a game on somewhere.
Bahamut-Zero
Wanderer
You should really post that all on ONE post.. maybe use the edit button there?
and i totally agree that this is for chit chatting.. I was here about 10 - 15 hours when i was on my vacation.. I had nothing to do! I talked so much stuff that i got about 50 post in a day!
and i totally agree that this is for chit chatting.. I was here about 10 - 15 hours when i was on my vacation.. I had nothing to do! I talked so much stuff that i got about 50 post in a day!
