Quitting Smoking

[DreamCatcher]

*Gasp* I think we were just called OLD? lmao

 

[FireSoul]

Bah... FireSoul is on the wrong end of Canada for me... I'm in Maine

No worries I was born in California. I'm a dualie. Just have to get a passport.

 

[shrundowr]

so....any tips on starting smoking?

 

[DreamCatcher]

so....any tips on starting smoking?

Then you would need a support group to quit..lmao Its a bad habit....Be smart and never start... *How that needs to be on a cig commercial.* lol

 

[Malaperth]

make it quick on yourself... throw about 5 grand in cash out the window of a fast moving vehicle, then suck on bleach fumes for an hour or two. That should be a couple years of smoking there.

 

[FireSoul]

Dude I'll come and since y'all are old you can be my surrogate grandparents and shower me with money- er... love

*gasp* *spank*

 

[Malaperth]

Well, I do have a kid older than Joeku...

 

[shrundowr]

read the rest of the thread mal and see why its worth it tbh.

 

[Malaperth]

I read the whole thread, and I've smoked longer than you've been on this planet... And I'm a moron because I continue to do it...

 

[FireSoul]

Well, I do have a kid older than Joeku...

As do I, two in fact. My son will be 22 in March and my daughter will be 24 in April.

 

[Joeku]

Well, Mal said that you guys would shake your canes at the rest of us... lol.

 

[FireSoul]

I read the whole thread, and I've smoked longer than you've been on this planet... And I'm a moron because I continue to do it...

Me as well.

 

[Malaperth]

*says he as he pours another drink and lights another cigarette*

 

[Joeku]

Hey grampa, what's that?

Can I have one?

 

[Malaperth]

In six more years, sure

 

[FireSoul]

Well, Mal said that you guys would shake your canes at the rest of us... lol.

lol, I actually have a cane. I have spinal damage. Too many years of being clumsy and falling down too many stairs. Seriously. Well that and the neurologist figures I likely grew too fast. I was nearly 2 feet tall at birth, 3'1 at age two and six feet by age 13. Now I think I'm around 5'10 *sigh*.

 

[Malaperth]

all I know is that NEURologist and PROCTologist are wayyyy too similar for my tastes. Seems to me they both think with the same part of their anatomy, but what do I know... I don't like doctors.

 

[FireSoul]

I'm not a big fan of the medical profession in general either. But I try to keep on cordial terms. Just in case...

 

[Malaperth]

Oh, I don't hassle them, but many of them refuse to believe that I know my body better than they do since I've been with it for many years...

 

[FireSoul]

Oh, I don't hassle them, but many of them refuse to believe that I know my body better than they do since I've been with it for many years...

Heh, you're *with it*. Now there is a phrase that shows your age