Dogbert-Osi
Wanderer
Under Standing Girls For Dummies!
okay, well, i've seen lots of posts and what not, about how people are and what they look for in a girl and i have to bluntly say, most are shallow!
so, heres some pointers for "dummies"
any type of girl loves to be suprised with stuff, perhaps, going up to them and hugging them from the back, great way to show you care, another thing is, to really get a girl to understand you, don't be a shy person, go up and talk, don't act like they are some super powerful ultra load of the earth, don't be shaking and sweating, trying to keep your cool, remember, mind over matter, and peace will fullfill, don't try to act all cool and junk, that will end up with you getting a slap, or worse a kick! *ouch!* also, remember, they are alive, and they are not just tools to be used when YOU! need them, but remember, they do need space, and you do need to be trusting, yes, showing a little bit of jealousy is good, shows you really like them, but do not try to pick a fight with every guy you see talking to them! for all you know, they are family, or old friends, try to remember, girls do talk! so try to get friended with their friends, even if they are annoying, be charming, don't be a jerk, if your a jerk around them, then they will talk to her about "You", most girls do not only want sex every day, some do, and we have a special word for them! if they try to put themselfs down, liek saying, "im to fat" or something like that, say something nice, like "you look fine, i wouldn't change anything about you" or "what are you talking about, you look great, i love you just the way you are" every girl does want honesty, but, when they ask if they look fat, try not! to be so honest....trust me, it'll end up with you having a fork in your body in any place! or a black eye. try to be corny, sometimes, it is okay, never try to "pick up" a girl at a bar right away, yes, if they look at you, and what not, go over and talk to them, but it doesn't mean, your gunna get lucky, PAY ATTENTION when they talk! on V-day, the best thing to get is a combo of these types of roses, red, light blue, pink and white, red shows love, light blue shows friendship, pink shows caring, and white shows life, very important! and when you give them to her, have a poem, that YOU WROTE! on a card, doesn't matter if its chessy, as long as it comes form the heart.
if anyone would like to add to this, please do =]
okay, well, i've seen lots of posts and what not, about how people are and what they look for in a girl and i have to bluntly say, most are shallow!
so, heres some pointers for "dummies"
any type of girl loves to be suprised with stuff, perhaps, going up to them and hugging them from the back, great way to show you care, another thing is, to really get a girl to understand you, don't be a shy person, go up and talk, don't act like they are some super powerful ultra load of the earth, don't be shaking and sweating, trying to keep your cool, remember, mind over matter, and peace will fullfill, don't try to act all cool and junk, that will end up with you getting a slap, or worse a kick! *ouch!* also, remember, they are alive, and they are not just tools to be used when YOU! need them, but remember, they do need space, and you do need to be trusting, yes, showing a little bit of jealousy is good, shows you really like them, but do not try to pick a fight with every guy you see talking to them! for all you know, they are family, or old friends, try to remember, girls do talk! so try to get friended with their friends, even if they are annoying, be charming, don't be a jerk, if your a jerk around them, then they will talk to her about "You", most girls do not only want sex every day, some do, and we have a special word for them! if they try to put themselfs down, liek saying, "im to fat" or something like that, say something nice, like "you look fine, i wouldn't change anything about you" or "what are you talking about, you look great, i love you just the way you are" every girl does want honesty, but, when they ask if they look fat, try not! to be so honest....trust me, it'll end up with you having a fork in your body in any place! or a black eye. try to be corny, sometimes, it is okay, never try to "pick up" a girl at a bar right away, yes, if they look at you, and what not, go over and talk to them, but it doesn't mean, your gunna get lucky, PAY ATTENTION when they talk! on V-day, the best thing to get is a combo of these types of roses, red, light blue, pink and white, red shows love, light blue shows friendship, pink shows caring, and white shows life, very important! and when you give them to her, have a poem, that YOU WROTE! on a card, doesn't matter if its chessy, as long as it comes form the heart.
if anyone would like to add to this, please do =]
if i know this much bout girls, think about how many gf's i've had 
( j/k )
not that well!