Your dream date....

[David]

Sorry... I'm taken.

 

[Malaperth]

Well, I'm taken too, but unfortunately for me, nowhere in the description appeared any of the terms fat, old, hairy, cranky, well, I could go on, but I probably shouldn't...

 

[Radwen]

Finally figured out my dream date:

Someone who wouldn't have sex with a corpse...though I guess it's pretty easy to pleasea guy if a corpse can get him off.

Someone who actually has the balls to ask. What is with men these days? They'll drool all over you but choke up like a 5yr old when it comes to actually asking out a gal.

Also like the "tall,dark, & distracted" theory. Can't stand men who get all pissy if they don't hear from you every single day or think something's wrong if you're not talking every single second...talk about suffocation!

Yep...find a guy with all 3 of those and a decent sense of humor...I'm good to go.

Damn, if only I didn't do corpses ..

 

[Puron1794]

Damn, if only I didn't do corpses ..

Yea, it's one of those deal breaker kinda things.

 

[Radwen]

What if I become an ex-corpse screwer and promise to never return to corpses as long as you give me good sex?

 

[shrundowr]

Someone who actually has the balls to ask. What is with men these days? They'll drool all over you but choke up like a 5yr old when it comes to actually asking out a gal.

Because girls are evil and made for the sole reason to crush mens hearts?

Girls are icky anyways. Succubi are where its at. Physical pain > emptional pain any day.

 

[Killamus]

Because girls are evil and made for the sole reason to crush mens hearts?

Girls are icky anyways. Succubi are where its at. Physical pain > emptional pain any day.

Not really. I have a very low tolerance for physical pain.

Emotional on the other hand, is another story. I'm dead inside, and as such, cannot be hurt.

 

[Radwen]

Wrong, you can be hurt, trust me lol. Your immune until you open your heart .. obviously being single its easy to keep a closed heart .. stay single all your life and you'll be right .

Emotional pains > Physical pain. Physical pain is much easier to endure than emotional pain.

People rarely suicide because of physical pain ...

 

[Killamus]

Wrong, you can be hurt, trust me lol. Your immune until you open your heart .. obviously being single its easy to keep a closed heart .. stay single all your life and you'll be right .

Emotional pains > Physical pain. Physical pain is much easier to endure than emotional pain.

People rarely suicide because of physical pain ...

Ah, but if they're in so much pain that they want to die, they usually cannot move, thus, cannot commit suicide. Bit of a paradox, eh? And don't most people, when in physical pain, say to themselves "Kill me now, just end it..."? And besides, most physical pain that would make you want to commit suicide does in fact kill you, so... But meh.

By the way, sold your sister yet?

 

[Radwen]

You're thinking of gun wounds and fire and stuff ...

Theres a lot of types of physical pain that won't kill you but will give you immense pain = or worse than the above.

Haven't sold my sister yet. I've only found people who joke about it .

 

[Johabius]

Well, I'm taken too, but unfortunately for me, nowhere in the description appeared any of the terms fat, old, hairy, cranky, well, I could go on, but I probably shouldn't...

Holy shit Mal...you could be the older brother I never knew I had

 

[Puron1794]

What if I become an ex-corpse screwer and promise to never return to corpses as long as you give me good sex?

I don't know, everytime we passed a graveyard you might start drooling. It would be very bad for my ego.

Because girls are evil and made for the sole reason to crush mens hearts?

Just as men are evil & crush women's hearts?

There's little hope for happiness if you judge all by the poor experiences with a few.

 

[Johabius]

There's little hope for happiness if you judge all by the poor experiences with a few.

Wise you have become, young Padawan
Or is a female Jedi student a Padawette?

 

[DreamCatcher]

Holy shit Mal...you could be the older brother I never knew I had

Ok Joh, I'm well not fat, not skinny and unhairy, but cranky and old...I'm yours and Mals Sister!!!!!

 

[shrundowr]

I don't know, everytime we passed a graveyard you might start drooling. It would be very bad for my ego.



Just as men are evil & crush women's hearts?

There's little hope for happiness if you judge all by the poor experiences with a few.

Yes, but I've seen women purposefully go after the kinds of guys that would break their hearts.

I'm not that stupid. at least I think I'm not.

 

[Radwen]

I don't know, everytime we passed a graveyard you might start drooling. It would be very bad for my ego.

At least you'll know that I'll still love you when you pass away .

 

[Puron1794]

At least you'll know that I'll still love you when you pass away .

LOL
Can't argue with that

 

[HellRazor]

In fact, I have a feeling he'd love you even MORE!

 

[Radwen]

Well theres pro's and con's really ..
On the plus side theres a nice feeling of nostalgia the makes the sex different
but on the Con side the body gets really stiff with time.

 

[Puron1794]

Well theres pro's and con's really ..
On the plus side theres a nice feeling of nostalgia the makes the sex different
but on the Con side the body gets really stiff with time.

...so much for eating lunch...