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Your dream date....

CEO

Sorceror
CEO;648773 said:
Are dead people valid picks?

If so, Marilyn Monroe. The pillow talk afterwards would be interesting too.. :rolleyes:
I could make a really tasteless new pick right now, but I won't...

P.S. We'll miss you Anna.:(
 

Radwen

Wanderer
Malaperth;649736 said:
Why do you do stupid shit like that, Radwen? If you don't want to be here, just don't log in...
Just WTF are you talking about old man?

I'm not allowed to go to bed?
Stfu already.
 

Malaperth

Wanderer
You know exactly what I'm talking about. If you want to be banned, don't change your avatar back, just leave it with the porn you posted last night.
 

Radwen

Wanderer
Malaperth;650066 said:
You know exactly what I'm talking about. If you want to be banned, don't change your avatar back, just leave it with the porn you posted last night.
Rofl, you simply have no clue ...
The question I would ask you .. is why would I want to be banned?
 

Radwen

Wanderer
Not really. She's not my type. Not saying I wouldn't fuck her corpse. I'm just saying she isn't my dream girl.
 

Radwen

Wanderer
I won't date her and thats too far. If I happened to be the mortician .. sure, but I'm not so too bad.

If we were talking about Angelina Jolie on the other hand ... then I'd travel the world for her corpse.
 

Puron1794

Wanderer
Finally figured out my dream date:

Someone who wouldn't have sex with a corpse...though I guess it's pretty easy to pleasea guy if a corpse can get him off.

Someone who actually has the balls to ask. What is with men these days? They'll drool all over you but choke up like a 5yr old when it comes to actually asking out a gal.

Also like the "tall,dark, & distracted" theory. Can't stand men who get all pissy if they don't hear from you every single day or think something's wrong if you're not talking every single second...talk about suffocation!

Yep...find a guy with all 3 of those and a decent sense of humor...I'm good to go.
 
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