Your dream date....

[HellRazor]

Are dead people valid picks?

If so, Marilyn Monroe, mostly for the pillow talk afterwards.

Yeah but that would be likely to get you killed!

 

[CEO]

Yeah but that would be likely to get you killed!

lol, no kidding.

 

[HellRazor]

Given the extremely high chance that you're not going to get laid when you go home because (as previously said) what woman wants to pleasure her man when it was another woman who got him worked up, aren't you just making the lack of "desired amount of stimulation" worse?

Everyone should just walk around naked...erections and all.

 

[Radwen]

Not if you prepare your corpse partner correctly.

They can be great fun .. seriously, my best dates must've been with corpses..
They don't annoy you with any nagging..
They allow you to enjoy silence.
They won't complain about a headache.
They won't complain if you look at another woman's ass as she walks by.
Theres no stupid stories and shit. Its pure love.

 

[Puron1794]

Titty bars don't really interest me .. been there .. bored that. Sex is great, but I rather romance tbh .. .

The amount of romance in a relationship (long term ones) is usually in direct proportion to the amount of sex.

 

[shrundowr]

Are dead people valid picks?

If so, Marilyn Monroe. The pillow talk afterwards would be interesting too..

she killed jfk, tbh.

 

[shrundowr]

Actually it could have been Jackie too, but she woulda had to hire someone. I'm thoroughly convinced it had something to do with the love triangle, and not politics tho.

 

[Storm33229]

I don't think I've actually listed my perfect date.

...

Actually now that I think about it.. I don't really know. It's more just the fact that I'd be around someone that I loved.

 

[Radwen]

The amount of romance in a relationship (long term ones) is usually in direct proportion to the amount of sex.

Thats why corpses are the best. They are very open minded people.

 

[Storm33229]

Thats why corpses are the best. They are very open minded people.

Especially if their death had a 12 gauge involved.

 

[Radwen]

Hell yeah, than you have multiple holes to experiment with.

 

[HellRazor]

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
It doesn't mean you can't have intercourse
and if some say its weird, consider the source
as you're bonkin Mrs. Dead!

 

[Radwen]

I'd eat my dogs leg .. looks yummy.

 

[TMSTKSBK]

Radwen. Step away from the dog.

 

[Alcyone]

lol if only i looked at this post id known who ya was immediatly.

my dream date is the woman i happen to be moving in with soon my gf the love of my life

Really? It's finally gonna happen? Wow!!!! Did you give her that beautiful ring yet?

 

[Ronin Warrior]

yeah we finally moving in together, and no not yet im falling apart, damaged nerves in leg and arm so i feel like one of those barrells where they stick swords threw em

 

[Kiwi]

My dream date doesn't seem to exist.

 

[David]

I found my dream date a little over 26 years ago, so far it's been great!

 

[nekron_14]

Hell yeah, than you have multiple holes to experiment with.

Creepy, yet slightly arousing lol.

 

[FireSoul]

Absolutely. I can't and will not disagree with you there. And I am not at all saying that you SHOULD look at naked women (in or out of a relationship). But what I am saying is, men will always think other women are hot and women will always think other men are hot. They thought it before the relationship started, no way in hell do they just have an "on/off" switch. I'm not really trying to debate porn or anything like that; it is simply something people do. Both men and women look at porn.

Be careful lumping every person into such a neat little package. Some of us don't fit that mold. Last time I checked I was human, and a fully qualified woman. I don't look at porn, have zero interest in it. I think it's an industry that does nothing worthwhile and hurts far too many people to be anything I'd ever support. And yes, for the record I DO in fact have an "on/off" switch. It's called self-control. I've never been one to gawk at males. I think that's an exercise in objectifying another human being. And I find the concept of it repugnant. When I've been in a relationship with someone, I did not think about anyone else in any sort of sexual fashion, not even to just think they were *hot*. This was not a particularly moral stand. To me it was just logical. After all, I entered into the commitment fully aware of what I was giving up and gaining. If I'd wanted to be single (and only have my own feelings to consider) I'd have stayed that way. That's called freedom of choice.