Courageous
Wanderer
*gathers in a circle with TMS around Courageous sitting on his stool, eyeballing the book he is holding*
Okay. So. My wife is an Emergency Phyisican and Faculty at a major medical institution. As a resident at this institution she was granted the singular privelege, which she now seems to own perpetually, of giving the university's anal-rectal disorder mini course.
My wife asked me to help put this course together. My job was to search for medical keywords in order to acquire images of some specific "problems" that people have on occasion... you know, "down there". I have a some observations regarding this process.
One. If your wife ever asks you to do this, say "NO!". It would be more fun to drive a hard object up your ass.
Two. It's not true that people have ever put Gerbils up their ass. That's just a myth.
Three. What you do have to understand is that people going to the hospital, with things jammed up their ass, are really and truly psychotic. Which is to say, their brain is ill.
Four. Don't ever pour concrete up your ass. Yes, someone actually has, I have pictures.
Five. You simply would not believe the number of sex sites on the net that think that the exact phrase "anal prolapse" (yes, the phrase, both words and in that order) means something fun and exciting. FYI, "anal prolapse" means your intestines are coming out your ass.
Six. If you are homosexual who is extremely active, think twice before trying to set the world record in squats. If you put eight hundred pounds on your shoulders, and then squat, and you are loose, you know, "down there," your intestines may just fly out your ass.
Now really. Are you suuuure you want me to tell more stories?
C//
Okay. So. My wife is an Emergency Phyisican and Faculty at a major medical institution. As a resident at this institution she was granted the singular privelege, which she now seems to own perpetually, of giving the university's anal-rectal disorder mini course.
My wife asked me to help put this course together. My job was to search for medical keywords in order to acquire images of some specific "problems" that people have on occasion... you know, "down there". I have a some observations regarding this process.
One. If your wife ever asks you to do this, say "NO!". It would be more fun to drive a hard object up your ass.
Two. It's not true that people have ever put Gerbils up their ass. That's just a myth.
Three. What you do have to understand is that people going to the hospital, with things jammed up their ass, are really and truly psychotic. Which is to say, their brain is ill.
Four. Don't ever pour concrete up your ass. Yes, someone actually has, I have pictures.
Five. You simply would not believe the number of sex sites on the net that think that the exact phrase "anal prolapse" (yes, the phrase, both words and in that order) means something fun and exciting. FYI, "anal prolapse" means your intestines are coming out your ass.
Six. If you are homosexual who is extremely active, think twice before trying to set the world record in squats. If you put eight hundred pounds on your shoulders, and then squat, and you are loose, you know, "down there," your intestines may just fly out your ass.
Now really. Are you suuuure you want me to tell more stories?
C//
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*shivers uncontrollably*