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WHOAH what's wrong with this picture?!
- Thread starter Joeku
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PappaSmurf
Knight
Joeku said:
Just like PM me after her 18th birthday and I'll buy her a Plane Ticket......no stalking required that way......
PappaSmurf
Knight
Radwen said:
That you'd nail your own family and further degenerate the human specie....
FingersMcSteal
Sorceror
Freya said:Hey now... Not ALL women nag their guys
Well, maybe not but, what can I say... Women like to bitch... it's what we were born to do... Think about it, w/o us, men would have no one telling them what they shouldn't or should eat, what they should or shouldn't wear, what they can or can't do, ect... Where would be the fun in that? LOL
Well i think all the ones i've known over the years have mostly had minor brain damage in some form (some even had it big style). I'm in agreement to keeping them on track with most things, although they are a bit jumpy from time to time when you explain this to them.
Then there was the time one of my ex's had me pinned in the kitchen with the bread knife to my throat, suficed to say i picked this up as a sign of her general dislike to the remarks about her cooking skills (what can i say, she was being touchy
), i just picked it up as a sign of maybe better things lay ahead... with someone else, and promptly vacated the premisis (the same night at around 3am) never to return.Then there was cathrine, Ultra brain damaged, she was more fun drunk (me i mean) and usually better herself after a few beers, then came that line... you spend more time with that damn computer than me, my answer to that... goodbye cathrine, and moved on.
The best was gail, who's mother gave me a right hook in the chops + serveral pretty good body blows too, but that was something to do with cathrine
, but that was long after cathrine & I returned home after a night out... to find gail had come home that night (neigbours loved that night...lol)The moral of the story... just make sure you know where your house keys are at all times
*lol, fond memories of wilder times*
PappaSmurf
Knight
TMSTKSBK said:
Don't forget Marines....we all 10 ft. tall and bullet proof...or at least we think we are..
PerfectWing
Wanderer
Anti-Basic said:
Hilarious. I kind of agree with you though man. Been with cuter, currently dating cuter (with much more than just looks). :-\
PappaSmurf
Knight
I'd do it just for the pleasure of having another 18 y/o tell me I've ruined them for any other man......
You should of kept your mouth shut pappasmurf !
